Sunday, January 18, 2026

Can we stop about this 2016 thingy? #2016trend

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly based on "Riwayat Abir" (2016)

Unless you are Marcel Proust (or Karl Ove Knausgard whose novels I still have not read) then please, chill. One of the most reassuring elements of the past? Is that it happened. Sure, we can always reinvent it, reinterpret it, rearrange it, dramatize it, beautify it, and eventually twist it so that it won't be what it actually was, but one cannot do that with the future. Which is why the past has this snuggly feel to it - like a labubu? Is that even a thing in 2026? But I digress.

Sometime in 2022 I was talking to a fellow teacher who for some odd reason was showing me photos from his past in a European country. "1981 was an excellent year, on all fronts, career-wise and this is Heleine she came from Corsica" he pointed to a woman he was obviously in a relation with. Not to be mean, but I pitied him. I was thinking, this was a man with a family, earning a very good salary comparatively in Lebanon, his son about to get married, and he still speaks of 1981.

As Lebanese, we have the experience of how unkind life can be. Every day is an adventure, and I still hear people say "rizkallah 3ala eyem el 7arb" (my God bring back the war years - speaking about the 1975-1990 one). Well, I am not sure if this is delusion or what, but I do remember the "eyem el 7arb" and I honestly do not want them back - perhaps as the people who survived the said war, we can have the "privilege" or looking back, but those who died are not that fortunate for wanting the said days back.

Which brings us back to the current trend of 2016. No, 2016 was no special year in any way, shape or form. It was just a year, nothing exceptional happened in it - I kept on publishing books, I went to Amsterdam, I blogged, had clients, this, that. Would I want to have 2016 back? Honestly, no.

I have had my fair share of immense struggles since, but this does not want me want to live in the past. Or to be clear, a reconstructed past which never was.


Friday, January 16, 2026

Picasso d'Or 30th edition - brings little to no surprises

So the 30th edition of Picasso d'Or is among us, the results bring little to no surprises. On the bland side a lot of forgettable, annoying, boring campaigns made it to many top prizes. Smash by Force Majeure is a nice exception (here), Onetouch by Pimo ended up with a bronze (here) which is a pity but perhaps "digital category" stopped it climbing higher. The major out-of-leftfield winner comes from the splendid Toyota campaign by Memac Ogilvy Lebanon. Seriously how this did not grab a Grand Prix (which went to one of the most gets-on-your-nerves campaigns of 2025 if you ask me) is beyond me (but again, could be that it is a non-Lebanese campaign, which could or could not be understandable). So as I said, apart from some solid and worthy contenders Picasso d'Or stayed true to its irrelevant self.

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Deek Duke gets burried in the snow - almost

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Deek Duke is back after that influencer campaign yucky campaign (here). Now it is buried in the snow. Well, almost. So, what does the ad say? That they deliver under snowy conditions? That it is time to ski but not forget the burger? That is is better to hide your mouth but save the burger? Well, on the positive side we don't need to indulge in influencer idiocy, on the flip side, not sure how conceptual this is or how tempting. But as of late I have seen too many ads which are there without a concept that this just seems to be a minor addition to the melee. And so here we are, as the storm keeps pounding Lebanon, someone already is thinking about the snow.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

On the deluge of bad ads I am seeing

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly
I am honestly not sure what is happening but there is a deluge of bad ads I am seeing as of late. I cannot blame it on 2026 because these things take a lot of time to materialize and be decided and approved and even with AI which is making the process much faster in terms of execution there is always 17 opinions to cater for (including the CEO's wife or girlfriend or both). 
Of course my first reflex was "it's just me, little appeals to my taste" until a friend said (when I showed him one ad) "I didn't send it to you, I knew how viscerally you'd react". And then plugging a link to another friend with the line "how stupid can you be?" he sent back a voice message of how idiotic this whole campaign is, especially that we had seen that same scenario play on 18.578 ads since the 80s.
Does one blame the "creatives" (between quotes because they are anything but), does one blame those who approved the ads? I am not saying marketing department or what not because the level we are dealing with is anything from large conglomerates to smalltime companies where decisions are taken by owners.
Whatever it is, the result is the same, silly, forgettable ads, with no creative backbone to hold them or anything resembling strategy (considering one of the people who came up with one of the stupid ads I am speaking of said "come up with it yourself!" when I asked why there was not an Arabic selling line to an FMCG good in his student's final presentation). Of course what bothers mostly is the quantity considering the quantity is abysmal.
And here we are, a giant - and I mean giant - ad space space was booked for what is essentially something that is so horrific that it hurts the eye, Instagram is filled with AI ads that make absolutely no sense at all, but "haha" and "for the third year we are partnering with... (fill in the blanks)" - and worse comments filled with heart and fire and smiley emojis from - well the CEOs wife, girlfriend or both.
I am not sure how we got to this situation, but here are are.
"Now is the winter of our discontent," said the Duke of Gloucester (later Richard III) in Shakespeare's play. 
As I write this in the middle of a storm, I wish I was speaking about the weather.


Sunday, January 11, 2026

Dunkin' finally rides the 67 wave (really?)

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OK, so it ended up happening. You know the 67 craze? The one that exploded last year and basically had a non-definable meaning? Yes, that one? Well, seems Dunkin' woke up and smelled the coffee (silly pun, I know) and here it is now riding the wave, a bit too late perhaps, but this is a case of better late than never I presume. Now, there are those who are glad that Dunkin' finally took the plunge and those - OK fine, me - who are too tired about brands just jumping from one hype to another when honestly all you want is that coffee to start your day (and those not diabetic like me, a donut with it) without actually complicating our lives and waiting for the next wave of approved (fake) hipness from the top brass.

I for one am tired of it, with brands associating themselves with literally anything that looks like a trend, or like a celebration, or anything "eventful" etc... It gets tedious and boring and brands end up looking "de trop" and very opportunistic.

Thursday, January 8, 2026

Fairouz may be an icon but Nohad is a bereaved mother.

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly

When Ziad Rahbani died, everyone and their mother went to social media to report about him, how he affected their lives, how they once crossed him on the street (and obviously annoyed him by talking to him when the man wanted nothing but obscurity), and the list goes on. But also, all cameras were on his mother, our national icon Fairouz. Anything she did sent people into a frenzy of analysis.

The woman is 91 years old, lost her husband in 1986 (and no they were not divorced as some people say), her daughter Layal in 1988, her son Ziad in 2025, and was also in the middle of a huge family dispute in terms of the authorship of the songs written by "the two brothers Rahbani" (Assi and Mansour, both dead now) and a life where she is almost not able to live normally following her status not just in Lebanon but in the Middle East as well.

Fairouz, accompanied by her daughter Rima, during the funeral and the condolences would try to be as inexpressive as possible but as I said above, any iota of emotion was incredibly well-dissected by people on social media, trying to interpret things which most likely they have no idea about.

And now Fairouz has lost her second son, Hali at the age of 68. The boy apparently was incredibly handsome but had a case of viral meningitis at the age of 6 months and grew up incapacitated. I read an article whereby Fairouz locked herself in the room for six month doing nothing but caring for the child, only when understanding that her true mission was to go out and sing and enchant people did she leave her self-imposed isolation. But also, it was said that she insisted on caring about Hali herself - which obviously, as she grew older and as he grew older as well must have been a challenge.

But Fairouz, born Nohad Haddad, is actually a bereaved mother and is suffering these losses with no private space to mourn, to grieve, to feel, and to reflect. Everything is happening with little or no privacy.

We all need to be away from the spotlight to assess the loss of loved ones.

Nohad is no exception.

Saturday, January 3, 2026

Rudolf Halabi, on the ghost of advertising past, present and future

 

Rudolf Halabi - "but call me Rudy or Rudz" - and myself meet over coffee. Well, figuratively that is, because he is having coffee in Riyadh, while I am having coffee at my home office. Halabi must have been excellent at Math, because somehow, he is good at going off on tangents. "I have a very checkered past!" he smiles. Smiles is a euphemism for something that fills the screen with excitement.

Truth be told, the excitement is contagious because even with his vast experience, Halabi still has the childlike wonder. Apparently, advertising was not even supposed to be on the map. He studied graphic novels at the prestigious Angouleme. “Did you know that to make the skin in its actual tone you needed to add blue, otherwise it would be dull and flat?” – when I spoke of tangents I meant them.

The conversation with Halabi ebbs and flows. “… then in 1983 I met Farid and it all went from there”. Farid, is how we all call Farid Chehab, the mighty chairman Emeritus of Leo Burnett MEA. It was “the mother of a childhood friend” who introduced him to Farid. Funnily, as always with Halabi this hides another truth. The “mother” in question is one of Beirut’s most famous socialites, and the “childhood friend” went on to become a minister in one of Lebanon’s governments.

“But – oh all right you can print this if you wish – during the war,” I needed for him to clarify that it was the end chapters of the 1975-1990 war in Lebanon, “I did have ideological skirmishes which translated into mostly silly, short-lived, gun totting – or Kalashnikov-totting bursts. From several sides if you believe it. We were called the Sebago platoon because we were all French-speaking and a bit uppity. Well, you can’t be uppity when a rat joins your sleeping bag. I couldn’t sleep for a week! Did you know that….” And off to another delightful tangent.

Some of the things Halabi does say, are – despite his authorization – not exactly fit to print. But then, they are part of the pattern of anyone growing up – not just in Lebanon – but perhaps outside of it as well. Then he goes endearingly on a totally non-related story: “Oh listen to this, we were once at a brainstorming for Avis. And I remembered this story, with my father’s job we used to change countries like other people would change underwear. And because of this it was difficult to make friends because I kept changing schools. So my father became my best friend.”

At that point I knew there was much more to the story, but you need to let Halabi tell his stories at his rhythm. “And I used to look at the window waiting for him, and count the cars, one after the other, and then I’d know he’s home when the car with the Avis sticker would show up.” Halabi is so vivid in his descriptions, you cannot but be excited that a car with an Avis sticker had pulled into the parking lot.

I am not even sure how we got to the conversation but Halabi has 43,000 graphic novels, thankfully in digital format because I do not know how one can store those physically. The fact that he has actually read them, not just collected them, tells you a lot about his personality. “Did you see my Instagram page?”. I did and so should you, dear reader. Also, and this is another claim to fame, his Linkedin page – which should also be consulted, but the content of which - mostly AI works - would be talked about later.

As we bantered on and on Halabi asks where I am in Lebanon. My answer gets him to enthusiastically say “oh that was part of the Rallye de Montagne, I illustrated all their ads back in the 80s”. Actually, during his Leo Burnett days, Halabi was part of that iconic run for Dewar’s White Label. “We shot them all in one go in London, but they had to be drip-fed on television, and really, I was part of the “age d’or” of advertising in Lebanon including the Phenix Awards”. The Phenix de la pub was launched in 1993 by the International Advertising Association (IAA) Lebanon Chapter and LBC, these were specifically for TV commercials. The live broadcasts and high visibility of this award show introduced the layman to the industry at large.

Halabi started an ad agency Called “Advitam” in 1998 with 3 other partners, some were directly involved and others as just silent partners, which lasted until 2003. In 2004 he received a job offer to join Promoseven Jeddah – according to him “an offer I couldn’t refuse, no Godfather puns please” he adds with a smile. “FP7 however only lasted for one year. (Former Prime Minister) Hariri was assassinated and things weren’t well in Lebanon. So I ended up joining Leo (Burnett) by end of 2005 in Riyadh.” Halabi adds with excitement, “I had the best years of my life for 4 years. Then I resigned and went back to Jeddah to be – wait for it - on the client side for two years. Then back to Riyadh to join DDB. Are you still following?” He kindly asks. Before I manage to answer anything about the back and forth and geographically-challenged story, he deadpans – “Every year I would tell myself: that’s it … that’s last year.”

Spoiler alert. It was not his last year. Halabi goes on in his sprint saying, “two factors didn’t Permit me to leave and I don’t regret it: the money lured me to stay and I had to pay for a proper education for my son Robert.” Which kind of makes sense when one looks at it. I managed to squeeze the words “money well-spent”.

Halabi however does look back with a very sunny outlook, not that he is wearing any pink-lensed glasses or anything but he admits that “my entire journey in Saudi Arabia was and still a blessing. Saudis are good people with values and they are generous with a great sense of hospitality. We had mutual respect”.

Lebanon and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are however two different beasts. Halabi admits that “there are no similarities at all between advertising for a homogeneous market where everyone understands the same slang and wittiness like in Lebanon and the gulf advertising that is more produced for a wider heterogeneous variety of people.” He does explain further however, that “you might find some similarities in corporate ads and emotional tones but it stops there. Of course now that the medium became limited to social media in general …” he takes a breath and announces the verdict that “all communication styles merged and at the mercy of the algorithm. Back in the days we were limited by 60 seconds to tell a story nowadays stories which nowadays became short films.”

Also, and this is where Halabi speaks about the demographic element, “each gulf country’s style is determined by the bulk of its workforce … if the majority of your population speaks Urdu … you better communicate in Urdu culture as well.”

Unlike any advertising person with major experience behind their back, Halabi voices what others tend to hide, “to be honest I have a love and hate relationship with advertising.” Like all of us, he admits that “maybe in the beginning I was excited about learning and exploring. Then I realized how scientific it is and how stiff people who weren’t creative are. I tried to bend this rigidity by consoling everyone telling them anyone can be creative even planners or client service people…”

Halabi ended up regretting the experience, “because they believed me and they thought they can do it…” he takes a breath before saying, “after more than three decades and a half in the business, good briefs were as rare as diamonds. Nowadays I’ll be more cautious talking a brief coming from a person who rarely reads or who is too young to handle the brand or client he’s handling.”

The sentence he utters next might seem unconnected, even if any veteran in the field can understand how it comes after what was said prior: “I haven’t changed” then choosing his words carefully he adds, “I evolved, and now I have more boldness filter out what won’t serve me.”

The conversation suddenly takes a circular turn towards the beginning, about this training for graphic novels, the advent of the MAC and how technology is evolving at a breakneck speed. Halabi admits that “even when I was studying in Angouleme… we were exposed to the first digital tablet at the time its name was Quantas, and we learned that some professional graphic novel artists have already tried it.” Interestingly, Halabi says the he “was also raised in a family familiar with the first Personal Computers – more specifically the Commodore Amiga. And I always embraced new technologies if they would render my work faster.”

Halabi goes more into personal stories connected to the same theme saying “When others were investing in buying the latest airbrush I took a loan to get my first Macintosh and this is why “1984 will not be like 1984”” he adds quoting the legendary ad. He sighs and does a quick brushing gesture with his hand saying “there was the same resistance from people refusing change and evolve. A similar resistance to the one we have today AI.”

For Halabi some things simply made sense, beyond the tool itself. “In Angouleme there was a teacher who taught us that the pen or brush or pencil are just tools and the artistic flow comes from the brain and the arm is just an instrument that moves at the rhythm of the thought,” he smiles and says in a logical tone: “and that was enough for me to embrace a computer mouse or a digital pen as simply a tool. Even now with AI the source hasn’t changed. It’s still the brain …”

Fittingly, our conversation turns to the future. As to where he feels we are going in the creative world, in advertising and outside of it with the advent of these changes. “Let’s say you’re an architect and I’m a builder, if you want me to build what you have in mind, I need to see either a detailed text explains what you want or sketch.”

On a more practical note he offers that “pointers immortalized people and locations. Writers wrote books on analog hard disks books depicting stories and references and biographies.” And this is when he ties everything neatly together with a ribbon, “but if tomorrow you’ll be able to communicate and use your brainwaves to tell me what you want as architect and I’ll be able to show it to you done and dusted before it’s built then we are heading toward a new realm where nothing will exist tangibly.”  

He makes a very serious face and says: “There will be no more collective advertising where everyone sees and hears the same ad. How I see to it there would be no element that will pollute our minds or work as an intermediary between the image we see or words we hear.”

Out of nowhere, yet seemingly fitting the entangled narrative, Halabi confesses that he is “a good Lego builder”. It all reminded me of the iconic ad “what it is, is beautiful”. And before the conversation drifts off, way behind the allotted time, Halabi sneaks in “have you seen Kagemusha by Akira Kurosawa?” sending me this time on a tangent of my own.

Friday, January 2, 2026

On 19 years of blogging. N-n-n-n-nineteen, nineteen.

Yes, it is supposed to be January 11th not the 2nd, but last year I only thought about celebrating in February so might as well celebrate while it is on my mind. I have been blogging since 19 years. Sometimes I do ask myself "did you think you'd be here in 19 years?" - most of the original "first generation bloggers" in Lebanon either quit, or migrated to other channels, or got bored, or grew up (this does not mean they became adults but I digress), while black sheep me (and I mean "black sheep" because I refused to monetize my audience!) is still here, still getting on people's (and agencies') nerves (as they pretend to ignore me, not read me, not care for what I say, and yet bizarrely if I reveal internal conversations you'd be surprised at the level of scrutiny my writings still get).

As I reiterate again, this is not January 11th yet (the inception of the blog was January 11th 2007!), so there's still time. And as is always with me, I only trickle to the outside world the very small bits of my private life I only wish to trickle - suffice to say 2025 was the proverbial annus horribilis on too many fronts to count. But this is for me to know and for you to only find out what I wish for you to know.

There is something though that comes with age. A certain, I-can't-give-a-hoot-about-what-you-think-anyhow, on a much deeper level than the one I had growing up (which, oddly, was there all there all the time). Which, paradoxically, does not mean I ruffle more feathers, on the contrary now I say the same things, but say them more kindly - heaven help us - more "paternally". I still mean the same things, don't worry, just that am saying them differently than before. 

A long time ago I was speaking with a friend from university days and he said "to have experience is to take the same decisions you took earlier, except now you are more sure about them". And indeed, he was right. 

Do you remember the hit 19 by Paul Hardcastle? Of course you don't (if you do, like me, you are just too old). Here's a snippet of the lyrics:

"All those who remember the war/They won't forget what they've seen/Destruction of men in their prime/Whose average age was nineteen."

Well, like Miss Jane Brodie (thank you LBC for introducing us to stolen film classics!) my prime is now way behind me, but unlike Alan Parson's Project, I am still far from being "old and wise" (two references no one will get, unless they are up the hill like me). In that neutral no man's land, my blog's average age is 19. 

N-n-n-n-nineteen, nineteen.

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Tarboosh hangs on to its youth by a thread

Tarboosh - yes the pastry-formerly-known-as-you-know-what - is back with many ads cut from the same cloth, or same wrapper. The ides is still the same "never grow up" which has been around for a very long time, except now the executions play around the wrapper - under many shapes and forms, some work some not - but at least there seems to be consistency (here). Interestingly, in some of the posts, comments keep calling the pastry by its old racist name. Actually, when I saw these in Slovenia and told my friends there about the rebrand, on Slovenian lady simply said "it is OK Tarek, here we call them Indians."

Sunday, December 28, 2025

This blog's top 5 ads for 2025

And so here we are. The dreaded moment has come. My Top 5 best ads of the year listed in no particular order:

Exotica Valentine's Day:

Mink Mother's Day:
Johny Water:
McDonald's recruiting:
Jif (1 night 5 disasters campaign):

And so here we are, and contrary to other awards it does not matter if you have booked billboards with us or not (cough, ahem), or if you have pressured/cajoled/gifted us anything (another cough, ahem), or if you have bought ads in our magazine or website (I don't have a cold I swear but... you know the drill).

My awards are based on merit, and everyone who got featured here deserved their place. This being said "Weyn Sobatteh?".

Saturday, December 27, 2025

Le Mall, for kids, and the kind still in you

Le Mall just went totally out there for the festivities. In a very fresh execution brought to us by Joe Fish, the campaign goes for those young, and young at heart, because honestly, who wouldn't love to unwrap anything on Christmas time? More points when the whole thing is an experience can cherish for a long time because well, Le Mall, does tend to have something for everyone. It is great to know that conceptual effort was injected there along with the correct size of festive elements without, thankfully, overdoing it or going back taste. A warm branding effort which is much needed on these difficult times.

Friday, December 26, 2025

Blanchor - or how Christmas can still get creative

Blanchor has revealed its Christmas ads for its many clients. That they can still think of ideas that resonate is honestly beyond me. But sometimes doing less goes the longer distance. Pity I could not include the line from the last ad in the ad above "unwrap your new home". I know what you are going to say? This is not creative with a capital C. But then again, sometimes creative with a regular c gets the job done. Another set of triumphs that speak to and about each client differently.

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Alfa goes the AI route, only salvaged by a good line

Well, the line was good. Everything else? Not so sure. Alfa drowns in its own mushiness, pushing the schmaltz to the power n, and AI did not help at all with everything so - fakely - generated. Sure it must have sounded better as an idea but the AI execution is such a let down. The end line "all what is Lebanon is missing is people to love it" - illustrates the concept perfectly. But then again too much sugary scenes spiked my glucose massively (as a diabetic, this is not recommended). Watch the ad here.

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Vivad celebrates OOH for Christmas via Joe Fish

Well, festive spirits ahoy, and this time out in the open. Intrigued? Well, Vivad just went all out celebrating OOH (Out Of Home) with some of Santa's HOHOHO in tow. Integrating your product in an ad for a special occasion might be one of the most difficult tasks, but they just did it indeed. Apparently this comes from the creative minds of Joe Fish. A festive one indeed. And right bang on product wave.

ABC goes back to youth for Christmas

A long time ago, there was a Bata ad which went "pour ceux qui croient toujours au Pere Noel, pour ceux qui n'y croient plus, pour ceux qui veulent croire encore" (for those who do not believe in Santa Claus, for those who no longer do, for those who want to believe again) featuring shoes for little children, adults and and elderly respectively. Well Hedgehog is too young to even know about that ad, but this is not too far off from the idea behind this ABC mall ad "the season to be young" which used the same creative concept that well, even elderly people and adults can enjoy the presents supposed to be for the kids. Not that the ad is copied or anything, far from it, and yes, the joy is indeed all around (even if I'd argue that gifting a child a drum set might not be advisable). The ad does work its charm - in a season that did not see many breakthrough hits, this might be just one. See the ad here.

Monday, December 22, 2025

LAU Medical Center, excellence bottled in an ad

And then, less is more. Much less is much more. Whomever did this ad for the centennial of the LAU medical center understands this deeply. The ad has - apart from the logo - little else in terms of visual. "A century of care. A legacy of compassion." Clean, neat, and very efficient. Whomever conceptualized,  wrote, and otherwise approved this gem has my total respect.

Thursday, December 18, 2025

McDonald's has a new offer

Interesting, McDonald's has a new offer, the reason I say "interesting" is because lately McDonald's has been trying to promote "statistics". Hear me out. The last McDonald's ad that made a splash was the one below:

The ad goes that 92% of the burger in question has been made in Lebanon (apparently the missing 8% is the sauce and the pickles if you want to know!). Many people questioned the ad, the statistics, the authenticity, the products, and everything else in the ad. Sure, you might say any advertising is good advertising if people are talking but truth be told this is more complicated. Side note - as far as I know Lebanon has some excellent pickles. 
So with them going Shutterstock royalty free (here) and the mix of the ads above, there seems to be a bit of a dissonance somewhere. Still, for them to go "Twogether" and make the creative effort earns them bonus points.

MP4, a pistachio caramel oddity in the festive jungle

MP4 has apparently an oddity within the red/white/just-add-ornaments of the pre-festivities jungle. It is promoting its "Pistachio caramel" shower gel, and why not? People still shower during the festive season what's with the gatherings going turbo-mode and "Pistachio caramel" must be an excellent smell if I am not mistaken. And again, because the ad is so distinct from everything else, it does stand out even if I just saw it on just one large unipole - but when everything else is almost uniform in message and colors, it does make you look. 

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Fairy and Pril duel it out - perhaps related to the festive season

Well, theoretically this is an odd time to launch a new liquid cleaner. I mean before the holidays. Then again, family feasts and gatherings imply a lot of grease and sticky things on plates and cooking utensils so maybe it is the right time after all to launch one such product. Interestingly, the two heaviest players - Fairy and Pril - are both at it. With Pril going for the huge ad on Dora and Fairy going for every other billboard in town, both with the same promise. Considering brand loyalty is now a non-issue my vote is that women will go to the most cost-effective at the supermarket. Lebanon has changed, the consumer has changed.