Saturday, February 14, 2026

Maggi and Ramadan go hand in hand

Maggi and Ramadan, a real hand in hand companions. "Ramadan definately with Maggi" or alternatively "Ramadan for sure with Maggi". Because yes, soups are a major component of the Ramadan table, in addition to chicken broth which can be added to many dishes. All this makes Maggi a definite companion for the Ramadan table. Pity it makes me miss their old line "anti wa Maggi wal akl alaz" (you and Maggi, and the food gets more delicious). No idea why they discontinued it.

Friday, February 13, 2026

Vivad celebrates Valentine's

XOXOOH where love goes out-of-home. Geddit? OOH is out of home, and XOXO is well, much kissing. Oh bummer, I needed to explain a nice wink. So here we are. Vivad does it own Valentine, in a nicely designed advertising. Sometimes you know, not everything needs to be "award-worthy", on the contrary there are times where the cuter, nicer, subtler, goes a longer way. And this ad is truly one of those times. Maybe it could be blink and you'll miss it, but am one of the fans of this.

Alfa Romeo & Giulia do their Valentine's

Well first there was Romeo & Juliet, now it is Afla Romeo & Giulia its iconic model. So why not? A bit too stretched but once you think about it, it does make sense. For the purposes of the ad Alfa could have been dropped because hey even with a "half logo" the brand is too well-known to be confused because it would make it easier to make the link with Romeo & Juliet. No Montagues vs Capulets here, just plain love for Valentine's day.

Smart, #1 #3 #5 "in every size".

Smart. Well, yes, that Smart, and no, not that one. I know I am throwing a riddle but hear me out. Smart now comes "in every size". Straight, concise and to the point. No gimmicks, no over-creativity, no head-scratching. #1, #3, #5. To note, this is not your usual "Smart" car but rather an all-electric crossover developed through a joint venture between Mercedes-Benz and Geely (because yes, did you know that Smart was engineered by Mercedes Benz?).

So as I said, the previous Smart models need not apply. And the original brilliant campaign which turned every flaw in Smart as an asset does not work here. Case in point? One of my top 10 favorite ads: The sky is the same size in all convertibles.


Thursday, February 12, 2026

Promarché app, sports, but not as you know it.

Promarché got a new app... One that makes you do sport. Well, the kind of sports you can practice from your couch. Because, why bother go to the gym and do leg days, when Promarche can deliver saving you the hassle of the trip? For some reason, I love the milk execution - though all three work as a campaign. From a logical standpoint it does work for gymphobic people (all right, all right, me!). And so here we are, an additional app on your crowded phone, right next to Apple Health app - makes sense!

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Valentine's Day in Lebanon - party like 2019

So Valentine's Day comping up and the best clubs and venues are competing at attracting the hottest and brightest stars to celebrate - on the one hand this is great news, people spending money and injecting a bit of energy in the economy considering the caliber of the stars in question. On the other hand, and I don't care what you see on social media, the economy is still in doldrums, people are still trying to find jobs, and no we have not had our money back from the banks and - yes, people are still rummaging in trash cans in broad daylight. 

Do note, this is not a judgement on people trying to live and attend concerts of their favorite stars, this is simply telling it as it is. A country still not just as the French say "a deux vitesses" (on two speeds) but rather on 100 speeds at the same time. 

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Sleep Comfort, Chery, a morphed logo and... A wedding list?

In my daily AMA (Ask Me Anything), the above ad came en masse. "Why the rings?" "What does the car have to do with anything?" "How much do I have to buy?" "That's not the original logo, is it?". Well, fear not kids.

All right I shall attempt to answer as best as I can. The rings, may or may not indicate a wedding list at Sleep Comfort. Or it may indicate the marriage of the two bands (Sleep Comfort and Chery) who are on the roaster of the same agency mind you (which, may or may not have been the origin of this cross-over ad). This might, or might not, explain why the car has to do with anything - clients of the same agency. Now, the ad, I think, leaves it a little fog as to how much to buy to - what might, or might not - be a draw on the car. Now as you can see the above photo, yes, the Sleep Comfort logo was morphed for the purposes of the ad, which brings us back to the rings.

Naturally, this would not be the first time an agency combined clients. Look at this Cyberia and Warde combo from 2007:


Chateau Musar makes me want to be single this year


Just to be clear from the get-go. I am single. But that Chateau Musar atrocity for Valentine's was really a further proof I should be. I tried to look at it several times just to give it the benefit of a doubt, and every time I would, my dislike for it grew further. Everything from the horrible design, to the corny concept, to the overall feel, and no 100% pure love with the bottle included does not make me want to drop everything and buy that wine. Honestly, they are doing a disservice to the brand at large.

Monday, February 9, 2026

Roadster goes for more protein (or perhaps less)

Roadster, the brand that reinvented itself and its branches to be less Americana and more mature, is now back with an add that screams "same burger more protein" which is good to know and not very interesting to see. The ad is bland leaves you wanting. I mean if I said it was without taste, you'd think I was talking about some moral issue not a culinary one. Do note, the ad is practically everywhere, which means at least Roadster did the effort to spread the idea (or lack of it) everywhere. Unfortunately, I don't see the tone of voice anywhere in the ad.

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Pepsi vs Coca-Cola for the Super Bowl. Yes, really, again.

Pepsi is launching a new ad to compare itself, once more, to Coca-Cola while using the Coca-Cola white bear. No, really. Apparently, it is a blind taste. And Pepsi is trying to say "the proof is in the pudding" and therefore once and for all (until the next Cola war is ignited) that taste is on their side aside from marketing and branding gimmicks. Maybe the best way to sum up the situation is to go The Onion brilliant "Ad industry veterans honored with Cola wars memorial". It was fun while it lasted the first time around. But honestly, I am so over it.

Friday, February 6, 2026

Ras Al Houssan - Ramadan time

Well, the 90s called and they want their ad back. Ras al Houssan is back into the saddle (no pun) to offer us a pre-Ramadan ad (notice the lantern and the hanged moon etc). "from one generation to another, the taste does not differ" (yes, it is shorter and also rhymes in Arabic). After a fiasco (here), one which is better (here), Ras al Houssan is continuing its blitz of ads. To be honest, considering its end target audience the ads is not bad. Old man drinking tea after the iftar etc. And even the line is also appropriate even if honestly this style of "rhyming" dates back to the 90s. At the end of the day, and this is something Mohamad Haidar spoke about, the digital part is so totally misaligned with the OOH, which makes this a bit confusing.

Budweiser, the Super Bowl, and Pegasus

Budweiser, which tanked in sales to the tune of 9.2% (well considering its sister brand Bud Light went down 24.6% that's no biggie after it displayed an ad for trans model Dylan Mulvaney in 2023), is now back to its American roots. Featuring nothing but American "icons" in their ads. A horse, an eagle, famers in caps and obviously Pegasus. Pegasus who? Well never mind, there is just this horse with an eagle on top of it jumping over a log - wait, the best part? The "I'm not crying, you're crying" comes when the farmers go "“You crying?” one asks. “The sun’s in my eyes,” says the other.

I am sure Kid Rock is not shooting any more Budweiser cans like he did in 2023 after this the Mulvaney ad. And so here we are. I need however, to give credit where credit is due with the brilliant "made of America" final line. Not made in America, made of America. That's one brilliant move here.

Now ask any average American about the name of the winged horse and then come back to me without having "the sun in your eyes" from laughter.

See the video here.

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Waba, Arabic elements to the power n.

I admit I was not even aware the brand existed. Waba - a high end plates and cups - think Villeroy et Boch but make it Arabic designed and styled. When it comes to Arabic culture, they have it locked down for sure. Not just the dishes, or the sahara, or the camels - interestingly they went for a Chevy Caprice rather than a Toyota Hilux but I digress. The abayas, nikab, deshdasha, cultural items to the power n. But what separates the ad from the lot is the way it was done - everything static, but not so, everything moving to the music, but again - not so. Very precise gestures, a suave moving between frames. Blink and you'll miss it (a round object is followed by a round object in the consecutive frames, the back of a man becomes that of a woman, the 4 pieces of cutlery seen from above morph into 4 tables etc...).

The ad takes some time to get accustomed to, but seriously, the pace is impeccable.

See the ad here.

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Zod Security vs Maybelline (compare and contrast)

Let me be clear the "prisoner trick" in advertising is nothing new. And giants like Maybelline take months to do their ads and adapt them to different markets and all. Which is cool and dandy considering the big ad space they took over. The problem is that the Zod Security campaign is still on their Dbayeh Branch as we speak. And yes at one point the campaign was prominent in the market. So doing the ad back to back while the Zod is still in town is a little confusing. Still, maybe they did maybe they didn't, you be the judge.

IPT diesel does a Fairouz trick

Well, IPT diesel does its own Fairouz. The lyrics, "in days of cold, in days of rain" taken from Fairouz's "habyatak bil sayf" (I loved you in the summer) were used by IPT to talk about their own diesel availability and delivery. Do note, a lot of Lebanese homes have diesel heaters (mine included) and yes, delivery of large quantities - depending on the severity of winter - is not unheard of (average twice a year). Apologies for the bad image quality but honestly, the ad is positioned above their Dora petrol station, you can't get a good shot while walking and you can't get a good shot from the moving bus on top of the bridge. So you'll have to trust me on this one.

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Rodsons: Clear, simple and single-minded

"Rightly-done work needs the right tools".

There, Rodsons went back to the least common denominator and won accordingly. No fuss, no pretenses, no gimmicks, just simple and plain advertising. Basically they went back to single-minded - something a lot of advertisers forgot as of late. Because when you deliver a unique message rather than a plethora of jumbled-talk, you end up delivering an ad that basically sells what you are offering.

Now, I am not a handyman (though I did fix the shower  - thank you!) so I might not be the audience Rodsons is speaking to, but to all professionals and Do-It-Yourself enthusiasts, Rodsons might have a point.

Saudia - milk with dates

So apparently there is a new product in town. OK, here I am admitting to my ignorance - I had no idea Saudia milk was available in Lebanon (apparently, it is and their oldest post on their instagram page dates back to July 3rd 2025 - the link to the page is here). On August 6th 2025 was the first reference to the milk with dates advertised above (here). Which obviously brings us to the ad itself which is displayed all over. 

Well, no idea who the target audience is. Yes, I am aware people eat dates before breaking their fast during Ramadan. But does this go as far as wanting milk with dates? Maybe because I am not the one they are speaking to, I am not so sure. But honestly, this does leave me quite puzzled. 

Friday, January 30, 2026

Hajj Nasr, the kafta, and Sandwich w Noss

Remember the Sandwich w Noss campaign? (here) The campaign went on to compare itself (mostly in a funny derogatory way to other places) and it was, indeed, well-done. Now it seems someone mentioned in one of the ads is giving thanks. Hajj Nasr who was tagged in one of the original ads as "the best kafta after Hajj" (Nasr, implicitly) is actually issuing an ad that goes "you are full of taste/manners people!" and on facebook the following sentence "he who sees us with one eye, we see him with two, you engulfed us in your honesty".

Now, the Sandwich w Noss campaign has been gone for a while, so I am not sure where they found the original ad, and better,  where they found one underneath it to buy - as I am assuming this is a one-off thing (you did not hear it from me but this could either be AI or edited). Still, better late than never, especially with a good one.

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Tele Liban has ads on the streets (please read this without fainting)

Tele Liban has ads on the streets.

Tele Liban has ads on the streets (repeating for emphasis). Honestly I am so pleasantly surprised - before you draw any conclusions - I have stopped watching television since 2013 when I got diagnosed with diabetes and high blood pressure was not recommended. But the news in itself is thrilling. After years, make that decades, of neglect, Tele Liban is advertising its new political program "The dialogues of the serail" with Nada Saliba. It is on Tuesday at 8:30 PM.

I read elsewhere that Tele Liban was also going to produce, again, a new scripted program - those same programs that made its glory for decades upon decades when until LBC showed up (August 23, 1985) it was the two channels of Tele Liban had the hegemony of the airwaves (or what was known as "Tallet el Khayyat" and "Hazmieh"). 

In retrospect some of the programmes with incredible pop culture cachet don't hold water by today's standards, but some others do survive intact. But all of this is a little like putting the cart before the horse - on the upside? This time around there seems to be a cart for the horse to push.

Sunday, January 25, 2026

Omo is faster than... Take your pick

Well, take your pick people. Omo is faster than your coffee break/power nap/morning scroll/gossip session... Because it offers 15 minutes wash. There! Well, honestly, they do make sense, I mean even on a slow news day gossip sessions stretch more than a quarter of an hour. And if you are to take a coffee break, would you want to make it so fast? Speaking of power naps, in 15 minutes likelihood you might not be asleep yet, not because you are scrolling on your phone (although truth be told this might be!) but we are keeping that for the morning as per Omo. 

Well, their timing is correct indeed. #fastjustgotbetter says the tag, they might be on to something (intimate activities excluded).