Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Zod Security vs Maybelline (compare and contrast)

Let me be clear the "prisoner trick" in advertising is nothing new. And giants like Maybelline take months to do their ads and adapt them to different markets and all. Which is cool and dandy considering the big ad space they took over. The problem is that the Zod Security campaign is still on their Dbayeh Branch as we speak. And yes at one point the campaign was prominent in the market. So doing the ad back to back while the Zod is still in town is a little confusing. Still, maybe they did maybe they didn't, you be the judge.

IPT diesel does a Fairouz trick

Well, IPT diesel does its own Fairouz. The lyrics, "in days of cold, in days of rain" taken from Fairouz's "habyatak bil sayf" (I loved you in the summer) were used by IPT to talk about their own diesel availability and delivery. Do note, a lot of Lebanese homes have diesel heaters (mine included) and yes, delivery of large quantities - depending on the severity of winter - is not unheard of (average twice a year). Apologies for the bad image quality but honestly, the ad is positioned above their Dora petrol station, you can't get a good shot while walking and you can't get a good shot from the moving bus on top of the bridge. So you'll have to trust me on this one.

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Rodsons: Clear, simple and single-minded

"Rightly-done work needs the right tools".

There, Rodsons went back to the least common denominator and won accordingly. No fuss, no pretenses, no gimmicks, just simple and plain advertising. Basically they went back to single-minded - something a lot of advertisers forgot as of late. Because when you deliver a unique message rather than a plethora of jumbled-talk, you end up delivering an ad that basically sells what you are offering.

Now, I am not a handyman (though I did fix the shower  - thank you!) so I might not be the audience Rodsons is speaking to, but to all professionals and Do-It-Yourself enthusiasts, Rodsons might have a point.

Saudia - milk with dates

So apparently there is a new product in town. OK, here I am admitting to my ignorance - I had no idea Saudia milk was available in Lebanon (apparently, it is and their oldest post on their instagram page dates back to July 3rd 2025 - the link to the page is here). On August 6th 2025 was the first reference to the milk with dates advertised above (here). Which obviously brings us to the ad itself which is displayed all over. 

Well, no idea who the target audience is. Yes, I am aware people eat dates before breaking their fast during Ramadan. But does this go as far as wanting milk with dates? Maybe because I am not the one they are speaking to, I am not so sure. But honestly, this does leave me quite puzzled. 

Friday, January 30, 2026

Hajj Nasr, the kafta, and Sandwich w Noss

Remember the Sandwich w Noss campaign? (here) The campaign went on to compare itself (mostly in a funny derogatory way to other places) and it was, indeed, well-done. Now it seems someone mentioned in one of the ads is giving thanks. Hajj Nasr who was tagged in one of the original ads as "the best kafta after Hajj" (Nasr, implicitly) is actually issuing an ad that goes "you are full of taste/manners people!" and on facebook the following sentence "he who sees us with one eye, we see him with two, you engulfed us in your honesty".

Now, the Sandwich w Noss campaign has been gone for a while, so I am not sure where they found the original ad, and better,  where they found one underneath it to buy - as I am assuming this is a one-off thing (you did not hear it from me but this could either be AI or edited). Still, better late than never, especially with a good one.

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Tele Liban has ads on the streets (please read this without fainting)

Tele Liban has ads on the streets.

Tele Liban has ads on the streets (repeating for emphasis). Honestly I am so pleasantly surprised - before you draw any conclusions - I have stopped watching television since 2013 when I got diagnosed with diabetes and high blood pressure was not recommended. But the news in itself is thrilling. After years, make that decades, of neglect, Tele Liban is advertising its new political program "The dialogues of the serail" with Nada Saliba. It is on Tuesday at 8:30 PM.

I read elsewhere that Tele Liban was also going to produce, again, a new scripted program - those same programs that made its glory for decades upon decades when until LBC showed up (August 23, 1985) it was the two channels of Tele Liban had the hegemony of the airwaves (or what was known as "Tallet el Khayyat" and "Hazmieh"). 

In retrospect some of the programmes with incredible pop culture cachet don't hold water by today's standards, but some others do survive intact. But all of this is a little like putting the cart before the horse - on the upside? This time around there seems to be a cart for the horse to push.

Sunday, January 25, 2026

Omo is faster than... Take your pick

Well, take your pick people. Omo is faster than your coffee break/power nap/morning scroll/gossip session... Because it offers 15 minutes wash. There! Well, honestly, they do make sense, I mean even on a slow news day gossip sessions stretch more than a quarter of an hour. And if you are to take a coffee break, would you want to make it so fast? Speaking of power naps, in 15 minutes likelihood you might not be asleep yet, not because you are scrolling on your phone (although truth be told this might be!) but we are keeping that for the morning as per Omo. 

Well, their timing is correct indeed. #fastjustgotbetter says the tag, they might be on to something (intimate activities excluded).

Saturday, January 24, 2026

Coffee means Nescafe - the cat is out of the bag

Najjar tried, really tied - among others here. But let us face it, coffee means Nescafe. Well, it's not like they are inventing it, but for a whole generation, the two words a synonymous. Nescafe simply said it out loud and shouted it out in the open. Sure sure, they promoting their own 3 in 1 (coffee, cream, sugar) which comes in sachets as far as I know. But that is beside the point, saying it as it is, basically, cuts all corners on the competition because well, it's not like they are lying or anything. Interestingly coming from a behemoth like Nescafe, the campaign was a little "shy" in terms of exposure. I did see it on several billboards but not exactly like if it was a blitz or anything. Still, now it has been said.

Friday, January 23, 2026

Ras Al Houssan - rectifies its aim

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Remember Ras al Houssan's earlier campaign (here)? The one where nothing worked? Thankfully they woke up and smelled the coffee, or smelled the tea, or whatever else their product range consists of. Well, also they smelled the "instant warmth, honey" (a wink to their Honey Ginger offering) and to the cold which is currently sweeping Lebanon all over. 

The previous campaign had nothing going for it. This one is focused, single-minded, with a clear, identifiable and quite and targeted message. What's not to like?

Thursday, January 22, 2026

It's Her Way has a new horrific ad.

Here's a typical example of me supporting a cause but hating the ad. The latest It's Her Way ad - a movement about reintegrating mothers into the workforce - and one I support wholeheartedly, is actually somewhere between silly and horrific. In Arabic the proverb goes "the mistake of the good one is equal a thousand" - thousand is a bit low when compared to this "offending" (a word coined by a working mother who saw the ad) end product.

So the message is "let's lift the weight" and - yeah very creative - a weight has to be lifted. Honestly? I thought this was a redux of the Polo "small but tough" Terrorist ad (here). I thought she detonated the car herself or what not. But no, the "creative" is that we need to alleviate the weight thrown on her and basically stop her from losing 130,000 USD because she dared to become a mother.

See the ad here (if you really want to be offended).

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Nepo babies unite: Use your parents as a springboard

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly

Brooklyn Bckham? Yes the guy who drives McLaren P1 (of which 375 were produced - here) which I believe he paid from his "photographer" (here) job and his "modelling career" (here) and his "hot sauce" business (here). Kind note: Imagine your father is not David Beckham and your mother is not Victoria-posh-spice. Imagine not being born into wealth. Now imagine wanting to "divorce your parents" because you "do not want to reconcile with" them,  while assuring everyone that "(you are) not being controlled, (you are) standing up for (yourself) for the first time in (your) life." Actually Beckham-Peltz as he is now known continues his tirade and spills a lot of tea. The Peltz if you do not know comes from this wife Nicola - actor and director no less. 

Now, not to underestimate his financial wits, if you are going to divorce wealthy parents (as of today the Beckham parents are estimated to be worth 475 Million Dollars), might as well get adopted by even wealthier ones (Nikola's father is estimated to be worth 1.7 Billion Dollars). It seems that the new love nest Nicola and Brooklyn bought - estimated at a cool 16 Million Dollars - came directly from a trust registered under Nicola's name. That's one way to "blend" into another family "like Beckham".

Now of course, when your pictures are this "controversial" in quality and you still found someone to publish your book, when you make spaghetti in seawater (when abroad a yacht!) and still get youtube views, when you drive such a very rare car, and have a "hot sauce" under your name distributed on as many high end grocery outlets as possible. Maybe, just maybe, like when Princess Kate who happens to be an amateur photographer and who - in 2017 - was awarded an honorary lifetime membership and Patronage of the Royal Photographic Society (RPS) a member of the public quipped "perhaps she knows someone".

Which brings us to her own brother in law - yes, Prince Harry himself (here). Funny, reports emerged that Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz hired Jenny Afia, a prominent British lawyer at the Schillings law firm who previously represented Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. But again, it is so easy to speak from a place of privilege. But seriously? Apparently even to "blend it like Beckham" might  not mean much as well, there is full disintegration there. I am still not in favor or hanging your full dirty laundry in front of anyone. 

Still, when you have over 70 tattoos on your body dedicated to your wife as Brooklyn Beckham-Peltz has (with her eyes tattooed on your neck), well, suddenly a 16 million Dollar house seems a small price to receive in return.

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Can we stop about this 2016 thingy? #2016trend

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly based on "Riwayat Abir" (2016)

Unless you are Marcel Proust (or Karl Ove Knausgard whose novels I still have not read) then please, chill. One of the most reassuring elements of the past? Is that it happened. Sure, we can always reinvent it, reinterpret it, rearrange it, dramatize it, beautify it, and eventually twist it so that it won't be what it actually was, but one cannot do that with the future. Which is why the past has this snuggly feel to it - like a labubu? Is that even a thing in 2026? But I digress.

Sometime in 2022 I was talking to a fellow teacher who for some odd reason was showing me photos from his past in a European country. "1981 was an excellent year, on all fronts, career-wise and this is Heleine she came from Corsica" he pointed to a woman he was obviously in a relation with. Not to be mean, but I pitied him. I was thinking, this was a man with a family, earning a very good salary comparatively in Lebanon, his son about to get married, and he still speaks of 1981.

As Lebanese, we have the experience of how unkind life can be. Every day is an adventure, and I still hear people say "rizkallah 3ala eyem el 7arb" (my God bring back the war years - speaking about the 1975-1990 one). Well, I am not sure if this is delusion or what, but I do remember the "eyem el 7arb" and I honestly do not want them back - perhaps as the people who survived the said war, we can have the "privilege" or looking back, but those who died are not that fortunate for wanting the said days back.

Which brings us back to the current trend of 2016. No, 2016 was no special year in any way, shape or form. It was just a year, nothing exceptional happened in it - I kept on publishing books, I went to Amsterdam, I blogged, had clients, this, that. Would I want to have 2016 back? Honestly, no.

I have had my fair share of immense struggles since, but this does not want me want to live in the past. Or to be clear, a reconstructed past which never was.


Friday, January 16, 2026

Picasso d'Or 30th edition - brings little to no surprises

So the 30th edition of Picasso d'Or is among us, the results bring little to no surprises. On the bland side a lot of forgettable, annoying, boring campaigns made it to many top prizes. Smash by Force Majeure is a nice exception (here), Onetouch by Pimo ended up with a bronze (here) which is a pity but perhaps "digital category" stopped it climbing higher. The major out-of-leftfield winner comes from the splendid Toyota campaign by Memac Ogilvy Lebanon. Seriously how this did not grab a Grand Prix (which went to one of the most gets-on-your-nerves campaigns of 2025 if you ask me) is beyond me (but again, could be that it is a non-Lebanese campaign, which could or could not be understandable). So as I said, apart from some solid and worthy contenders Picasso d'Or stayed true to its irrelevant self.

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Deek Duke gets burried in the snow - almost

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Deek Duke is back after that influencer campaign yucky campaign (here). Now it is buried in the snow. Well, almost. So, what does the ad say? That they deliver under snowy conditions? That it is time to ski but not forget the burger? That is is better to hide your mouth but save the burger? Well, on the positive side we don't need to indulge in influencer idiocy, on the flip side, not sure how conceptual this is or how tempting. But as of late I have seen too many ads which are there without a concept that this just seems to be a minor addition to the melee. And so here we are, as the storm keeps pounding Lebanon, someone already is thinking about the snow.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

On the deluge of bad ads I am seeing

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly
I am honestly not sure what is happening but there is a deluge of bad ads I am seeing as of late. I cannot blame it on 2026 because these things take a lot of time to materialize and be decided and approved and even with AI which is making the process much faster in terms of execution there is always 17 opinions to cater for (including the CEO's wife or girlfriend or both). 
Of course my first reflex was "it's just me, little appeals to my taste" until a friend said (when I showed him one ad) "I didn't send it to you, I knew how viscerally you'd react". And then plugging a link to another friend with the line "how stupid can you be?" he sent back a voice message of how idiotic this whole campaign is, especially that we had seen that same scenario play on 18.578 ads since the 80s.
Does one blame the "creatives" (between quotes because they are anything but), does one blame those who approved the ads? I am not saying marketing department or what not because the level we are dealing with is anything from large conglomerates to smalltime companies where decisions are taken by owners.
Whatever it is, the result is the same, silly, forgettable ads, with no creative backbone to hold them or anything resembling strategy (considering one of the people who came up with one of the stupid ads I am speaking of said "come up with it yourself!" when I asked why there was not an Arabic selling line to an FMCG good in his student's final presentation). Of course what bothers mostly is the quantity considering the quantity is abysmal.
And here we are, a giant - and I mean giant - ad space space was booked for what is essentially something that is so horrific that it hurts the eye, Instagram is filled with AI ads that make absolutely no sense at all, but "haha" and "for the third year we are partnering with... (fill in the blanks)" - and worse comments filled with heart and fire and smiley emojis from - well the CEOs wife, girlfriend or both.
I am not sure how we got to this situation, but here are are.
"Now is the winter of our discontent," said the Duke of Gloucester (later Richard III) in Shakespeare's play. 
As I write this in the middle of a storm, I wish I was speaking about the weather.


Sunday, January 11, 2026

Dunkin' finally rides the 67 wave (really?)

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OK, so it ended up happening. You know the 67 craze? The one that exploded last year and basically had a non-definable meaning? Yes, that one? Well, seems Dunkin' woke up and smelled the coffee (silly pun, I know) and here it is now riding the wave, a bit too late perhaps, but this is a case of better late than never I presume. Now, there are those who are glad that Dunkin' finally took the plunge and those - OK fine, me - who are too tired about brands just jumping from one hype to another when honestly all you want is that coffee to start your day (and those not diabetic like me, a donut with it) without actually complicating our lives and waiting for the next wave of approved (fake) hipness from the top brass.

I for one am tired of it, with brands associating themselves with literally anything that looks like a trend, or like a celebration, or anything "eventful" etc... It gets tedious and boring and brands end up looking "de trop" and very opportunistic.

Thursday, January 8, 2026

Fairouz may be an icon but Nohad is a bereaved mother.

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly

When Ziad Rahbani died, everyone and their mother went to social media to report about him, how he affected their lives, how they once crossed him on the street (and obviously annoyed him by talking to him when the man wanted nothing but obscurity), and the list goes on. But also, all cameras were on his mother, our national icon Fairouz. Anything she did sent people into a frenzy of analysis.

The woman is 91 years old, lost her husband in 1986 (and no they were not divorced as some people say), her daughter Layal in 1988, her son Ziad in 2025, and was also in the middle of a huge family dispute in terms of the authorship of the songs written by "the two brothers Rahbani" (Assi and Mansour, both dead now) and a life where she is almost not able to live normally following her status not just in Lebanon but in the Middle East as well.

Fairouz, accompanied by her daughter Rima, during the funeral and the condolences would try to be as inexpressive as possible but as I said above, any iota of emotion was incredibly well-dissected by people on social media, trying to interpret things which most likely they have no idea about.

And now Fairouz has lost her second son, Hali at the age of 68. The boy apparently was incredibly handsome but had a case of viral meningitis at the age of 6 months and grew up incapacitated. I read an article whereby Fairouz locked herself in the room for six month doing nothing but caring for the child, only when understanding that her true mission was to go out and sing and enchant people did she leave her self-imposed isolation. But also, it was said that she insisted on caring about Hali herself - which obviously, as she grew older and as he grew older as well must have been a challenge.

But Fairouz, born Nohad Haddad, is actually a bereaved mother and is suffering these losses with no private space to mourn, to grieve, to feel, and to reflect. Everything is happening with little or no privacy.

We all need to be away from the spotlight to assess the loss of loved ones.

Nohad is no exception.

Saturday, January 3, 2026

Rudolf Halabi, on the ghost of advertising past, present and future

 

Rudolf Halabi - "but call me Rudy or Rudz" - and myself meet over coffee. Well, figuratively that is, because he is having coffee in Riyadh, while I am having coffee at my home office. Halabi must have been excellent at Math, because somehow, he is good at going off on tangents. "I have a very checkered past!" he smiles. Smiles is a euphemism for something that fills the screen with excitement.

Truth be told, the excitement is contagious because even with his vast experience, Halabi still has the childlike wonder. Apparently, advertising was not even supposed to be on the map. He studied graphic novels at the prestigious Angouleme. “Did you know that to make the skin in its actual tone you needed to add blue, otherwise it would be dull and flat?” – when I spoke of tangents I meant them.

The conversation with Halabi ebbs and flows. “… then in 1983 I met Farid and it all went from there”. Farid, is how we all call Farid Chehab, the mighty chairman Emeritus of Leo Burnett MEA. It was “the mother of a childhood friend” who introduced him to Farid. Funnily, as always with Halabi this hides another truth. The “mother” in question is one of Beirut’s most famous socialites, and the “childhood friend” went on to become a minister in one of Lebanon’s governments.

“But – oh all right you can print this if you wish – during the war,” I needed for him to clarify that it was the end chapters of the 1975-1990 war in Lebanon, “I did have ideological skirmishes which translated into mostly silly, short-lived, gun totting – or Kalashnikov-totting bursts. From several sides if you believe it. We were called the Sebago platoon because we were all French-speaking and a bit uppity. Well, you can’t be uppity when a rat joins your sleeping bag. I couldn’t sleep for a week! Did you know that….” And off to another delightful tangent.

Some of the things Halabi does say, are – despite his authorization – not exactly fit to print. But then, they are part of the pattern of anyone growing up – not just in Lebanon – but perhaps outside of it as well. Then he goes endearingly on a totally non-related story: “Oh listen to this, we were once at a brainstorming for Avis. And I remembered this story, with my father’s job we used to change countries like other people would change underwear. And because of this it was difficult to make friends because I kept changing schools. So my father became my best friend.”

At that point I knew there was much more to the story, but you need to let Halabi tell his stories at his rhythm. “And I used to look at the window waiting for him, and count the cars, one after the other, and then I’d know he’s home when the car with the Avis sticker would show up.” Halabi is so vivid in his descriptions, you cannot but be excited that a car with an Avis sticker had pulled into the parking lot.

I am not even sure how we got to the conversation but Halabi has 43,000 graphic novels, thankfully in digital format because I do not know how one can store those physically. The fact that he has actually read them, not just collected them, tells you a lot about his personality. “Did you see my Instagram page?”. I did and so should you, dear reader. Also, and this is another claim to fame, his Linkedin page – which should also be consulted, but the content of which - mostly AI works - would be talked about later.

As we bantered on and on Halabi asks where I am in Lebanon. My answer gets him to enthusiastically say “oh that was part of the Rallye de Montagne, I illustrated all their ads back in the 80s”. Actually, during his Leo Burnett days, Halabi was part of that iconic run for Dewar’s White Label. “We shot them all in one go in London, but they had to be drip-fed on television, and really, I was part of the “age d’or” of advertising in Lebanon including the Phenix Awards”. The Phenix de la pub was launched in 1993 by the International Advertising Association (IAA) Lebanon Chapter and LBC, these were specifically for TV commercials. The live broadcasts and high visibility of this award show introduced the layman to the industry at large.

Halabi started an ad agency Called “Advitam” in 1998 with 3 other partners, some were directly involved and others as just silent partners, which lasted until 2003. In 2004 he received a job offer to join Promoseven Jeddah – according to him “an offer I couldn’t refuse, no Godfather puns please” he adds with a smile. “FP7 however only lasted for one year. (Former Prime Minister) Hariri was assassinated and things weren’t well in Lebanon. So I ended up joining Leo (Burnett) by end of 2005 in Riyadh.” Halabi adds with excitement, “I had the best years of my life for 4 years. Then I resigned and went back to Jeddah to be – wait for it - on the client side for two years. Then back to Riyadh to join DDB. Are you still following?” He kindly asks. Before I manage to answer anything about the back and forth and geographically-challenged story, he deadpans – “Every year I would tell myself: that’s it … that’s last year.”

Spoiler alert. It was not his last year. Halabi goes on in his sprint saying, “two factors didn’t Permit me to leave and I don’t regret it: the money lured me to stay and I had to pay for a proper education for my son Robert.” Which kind of makes sense when one looks at it. I managed to squeeze the words “money well-spent”.

Halabi however does look back with a very sunny outlook, not that he is wearing any pink-lensed glasses or anything but he admits that “my entire journey in Saudi Arabia was and still a blessing. Saudis are good people with values and they are generous with a great sense of hospitality. We had mutual respect”.

Lebanon and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are however two different beasts. Halabi admits that “there are no similarities at all between advertising for a homogeneous market where everyone understands the same slang and wittiness like in Lebanon and the gulf advertising that is more produced for a wider heterogeneous variety of people.” He does explain further however, that “you might find some similarities in corporate ads and emotional tones but it stops there. Of course now that the medium became limited to social media in general …” he takes a breath and announces the verdict that “all communication styles merged and at the mercy of the algorithm. Back in the days we were limited by 60 seconds to tell a story nowadays stories which nowadays became short films.”

Also, and this is where Halabi speaks about the demographic element, “each gulf country’s style is determined by the bulk of its workforce … if the majority of your population speaks Urdu … you better communicate in Urdu culture as well.”

Unlike any advertising person with major experience behind their back, Halabi voices what others tend to hide, “to be honest I have a love and hate relationship with advertising.” Like all of us, he admits that “maybe in the beginning I was excited about learning and exploring. Then I realized how scientific it is and how stiff people who weren’t creative are. I tried to bend this rigidity by consoling everyone telling them anyone can be creative even planners or client service people…”

Halabi ended up regretting the experience, “because they believed me and they thought they can do it…” he takes a breath before saying, “after more than three decades and a half in the business, good briefs were as rare as diamonds. Nowadays I’ll be more cautious talking a brief coming from a person who rarely reads or who is too young to handle the brand or client he’s handling.”

The sentence he utters next might seem unconnected, even if any veteran in the field can understand how it comes after what was said prior: “I haven’t changed” then choosing his words carefully he adds, “I evolved, and now I have more boldness filter out what won’t serve me.”

The conversation suddenly takes a circular turn towards the beginning, about this training for graphic novels, the advent of the MAC and how technology is evolving at a breakneck speed. Halabi admits that “even when I was studying in Angouleme… we were exposed to the first digital tablet at the time its name was Quantas, and we learned that some professional graphic novel artists have already tried it.” Interestingly, Halabi says the he “was also raised in a family familiar with the first Personal Computers – more specifically the Commodore Amiga. And I always embraced new technologies if they would render my work faster.”

Halabi goes more into personal stories connected to the same theme saying “When others were investing in buying the latest airbrush I took a loan to get my first Macintosh and this is why “1984 will not be like 1984”” he adds quoting the legendary ad. He sighs and does a quick brushing gesture with his hand saying “there was the same resistance from people refusing change and evolve. A similar resistance to the one we have today AI.”

For Halabi some things simply made sense, beyond the tool itself. “In Angouleme there was a teacher who taught us that the pen or brush or pencil are just tools and the artistic flow comes from the brain and the arm is just an instrument that moves at the rhythm of the thought,” he smiles and says in a logical tone: “and that was enough for me to embrace a computer mouse or a digital pen as simply a tool. Even now with AI the source hasn’t changed. It’s still the brain …”

Fittingly, our conversation turns to the future. As to where he feels we are going in the creative world, in advertising and outside of it with the advent of these changes. “Let’s say you’re an architect and I’m a builder, if you want me to build what you have in mind, I need to see either a detailed text explains what you want or sketch.”

On a more practical note he offers that “pointers immortalized people and locations. Writers wrote books on analog hard disks books depicting stories and references and biographies.” And this is when he ties everything neatly together with a ribbon, “but if tomorrow you’ll be able to communicate and use your brainwaves to tell me what you want as architect and I’ll be able to show it to you done and dusted before it’s built then we are heading toward a new realm where nothing will exist tangibly.”  

He makes a very serious face and says: “There will be no more collective advertising where everyone sees and hears the same ad. How I see to it there would be no element that will pollute our minds or work as an intermediary between the image we see or words we hear.”

Out of nowhere, yet seemingly fitting the entangled narrative, Halabi confesses that he is “a good Lego builder”. It all reminded me of the iconic ad “what it is, is beautiful”. And before the conversation drifts off, way behind the allotted time, Halabi sneaks in “have you seen Kagemusha by Akira Kurosawa?” sending me this time on a tangent of my own.

Friday, January 2, 2026

On 19 years of blogging. N-n-n-n-nineteen, nineteen.

Yes, it is supposed to be January 11th not the 2nd, but last year I only thought about celebrating in February so might as well celebrate while it is on my mind. I have been blogging since 19 years. Sometimes I do ask myself "did you think you'd be here in 19 years?" - most of the original "first generation bloggers" in Lebanon either quit, or migrated to other channels, or got bored, or grew up (this does not mean they became adults but I digress), while black sheep me (and I mean "black sheep" because I refused to monetize my audience!) is still here, still getting on people's (and agencies') nerves (as they pretend to ignore me, not read me, not care for what I say, and yet bizarrely if I reveal internal conversations you'd be surprised at the level of scrutiny my writings still get).

As I reiterate again, this is not January 11th yet (the inception of the blog was January 11th 2007!), so there's still time. And as is always with me, I only trickle to the outside world the very small bits of my private life I only wish to trickle - suffice to say 2025 was the proverbial annus horribilis on too many fronts to count. But this is for me to know and for you to only find out what I wish for you to know.

There is something though that comes with age. A certain, I-can't-give-a-hoot-about-what-you-think-anyhow, on a much deeper level than the one I had growing up (which, oddly, was there all there all the time). Which, paradoxically, does not mean I ruffle more feathers, on the contrary now I say the same things, but say them more kindly - heaven help us - more "paternally". I still mean the same things, don't worry, just that am saying them differently than before. 

A long time ago I was speaking with a friend from university days and he said "to have experience is to take the same decisions you took earlier, except now you are more sure about them". And indeed, he was right. 

Do you remember the hit 19 by Paul Hardcastle? Of course you don't (if you do, like me, you are just too old). Here's a snippet of the lyrics:

"All those who remember the war/They won't forget what they've seen/Destruction of men in their prime/Whose average age was nineteen."

Well, like Miss Jane Brodie (thank you LBC for introducing us to stolen film classics!) my prime is now way behind me, but unlike Alan Parson's Project, I am still far from being "old and wise" (two references no one will get, unless they are up the hill like me). In that neutral no man's land, my blog's average age is 19. 

N-n-n-n-nineteen, nineteen.

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Tarboosh hangs on to its youth by a thread

Tarboosh - yes the pastry-formerly-known-as-you-know-what - is back with many ads cut from the same cloth, or same wrapper. The ides is still the same "never grow up" which has been around for a very long time, except now the executions play around the wrapper - under many shapes and forms, some work some not - but at least there seems to be consistency (here). Interestingly, in some of the posts, comments keep calling the pastry by its old racist name. Actually, when I saw these in Slovenia and told my friends there about the rebrand, on Slovenian lady simply said "it is OK Tarek, here we call them Indians."