McDonald's Lebanon is well, Lebanese, as in really

So McDonald's is really, REALLY, trying to really assert its Lebanese identity - obviously following the boycott after the Gaza debacle. See the film here. There is oud, dabke, Lebanese joie de vie, a Lebano-Arabico soundtrack and all the elements that should make it work. But somehow it leaves us wanting. I mean, the film makes it very clear where its ingredients come from - Lebanese producers and companies etc. Fine, and everyone joins in a - literal song and dance - and the final copy McDonald's our hand with the hand of Lebanon gives it you in case you did not get it, yet. See the film here. The characters are nice, but somehow, it reminds me of all those musicals where everyone breaks out in a choreographed number at once, out of nowhere, and does not make much sense. Reminds me of Americana, which following also a case of boycott, went with the slogan "100% Arab".

The curious case of Alaadeen mini market(ing)

See them here. By now, I am sure you have seen them everywhere. If not, you must be hiding under a rock. Meet Ali Alaadeen and his (paternal) aunt (so far she has no name), but people call her "hajje" (she who has went to the hajj in Mecca but even that is unconfirmed). So what's the deal? They broke into the scene in lovely, charming, endearing videos. The scenario is always the same: Usually the aunt details an issue, then he is introducing a product he is selling at his shop (from what I understood in the south of Lebanon), and with it he goes with his catchphrase "Jdid Jdid" (new, new) and then offers something silly with the product such as "the free compressed air inside the bag" "the pin holding the package" "the image of the sunflower" and this is when the aunt goes "and .... if you can ...." (and drink if you can drink, chew if you can chew, sprint if you can sprint). 

That they took the Lebanese community by storm is an understatement. During last year's war they were evacuated and it transpired that Ali became a waiter and she was in one of those places where refugees gathered. Then they went back to their shop documenting that it was still standing even if of course products were all over the place. And they were back, more frequently, stronger and to the tune of (I counted then) 3 posts posted on the account every 3 days (all with clothing change and all, so most likely shot at different times). This even inspired a spoof (here).

As with everything organic comes a point when things become sponsored. And indeed many of their posts now are, there are even products that could never fit in their shop (such as a refrigerator from a local brand), and giveaways they could never afford (a full Range Rover). And lately, he seems to be popping a vein with his speech (although he still includes Jdid Jdid) so much there is over-acting but she is still unbothered because her delivery has never changed all along.

Still, that a small shop has punched way, way above its weight is no mean feat. And that they became viral with no agency in tow, just them and their Jdid Jdid is also amazing. I wish just that he would go back to being more natural in his delivery.

Jacquemus goes to Egypt. No surprises there.

Jacquemus has landed in Egypt for what was called "La Croisiere". The plus points? Mohamed Sherif is behind the lens. And model Mohamed Hassan is in front of it (there is also Brazilian-New Zealand model Angelina Kendall for the female counter-part because perhaps Imaan Hammam an incredibly famous model with Egyptian roots was too busy - here). Long story short - everyone is saying that the campaign is a real blend of fashion and Egyptian culture. From Cairo (pyramids? Groundbreaking!) to Aswan.

Look, you want real Egyptian scenery? Go back to Harper's Bazaar shoot I just linked above. Not only is it poetic and beautiful, it also shows what a "real" Egypt could look like (mini-vans interlocking with cars, abandoned cars in desertic landscapes, old dilapidated villas and yes, pyramids, but so far back in the scenery they're just a mainstay as birds cover the shoot).

Do note that Egypt has long fascinated most designers - the Dior men's show that now former designer Kim Jones did there was one such instance (here) - so it's not like Jacquemus went on untrodden grounds or anything. And believe it or not, Jacquemus had incredible campaigns prior which were mind-blowingly creative without "social integration" or "cultural blending" or whatever they wish to call it (an incredible campaign is here). 

Long story short, I looked at the Jacquemus photos and went a little "meh". Nice, yes? The brand's best campaign? Far, far from it.

ٍSilkor - repeats the visual in a headline

I always told my students, once you have a visual pun you never explain it in words. But hey, Silkor never attended any of my courses. Because, portraying women's smooth legs as mountains, obviously the line was "reach new heights in smoothness". Why explain it twice? No idea. Why explain it as if the public was brainless? Again no idea. David Ogilvy said "the consumer is not a moron, she's your wife". Whomever did this ad had no wife, obviously.

CMA CGM - master storytellers!

Wait, did a freight company almost made me cry?

Here. The company is supposed to be just carrying containers for heaven's sake! And here they are, a beautiful, incredibly well-made, superbly copywrited, emotionally moving (sorry, a pun!), but they just done it. They made me dream, they made me engage with them, yes, even with their CSR side-foundation which they inserted without being chichi, they highlighted their racially diverse staff without being haughty (and if you look closely there is the Arabic sticker on the box!), and everyone seemed to be steered by the immense force of dreaming, of making things better. Apologies if I am getting too emotional but not sure superlatives exist to describe this.

Well, no, the ad did not made me almost cry. There is a real tear in my eye. Brilliant! Just brilliant.

Double Dare... Just make it soda

Well, apparently there is a whole bunch of drinks called "Double Dare" and their line is "double the taste". Not even sure what it means but they you go. But hey add this to the tally of all ads invading the country. As I said, I sometimes wonder what the creative idea is, how it applies to the product, and what it means to the final consumer. But apparently I am the only one wondering such questions. 

On the MTV Telethon for Rahibat Deir El Salib.... And the original Telethon on TeleLiban

The telethon by MTV in support of Rahibat Deir El Salib (psychiatric hospital de la Croix) totally gets my vote and good for them, which reminded me of the original telethon in Lebanon live on television in May 1988 by Jean-Claude and Josyane Boulos on Ahad 3al Hawa in a special for the red cross.

It started on 10 A.M. and finished at 18 P.M. during which 15 Million Lebanese pounds were raised. Statistics indicate that the Lebanese Pound parity to the Dollar was 409,23 Liras. This means that 36,654 USD were raised, which adjusted to inflation today is 99,760 USD. That day an elderly woman called and offered them her lottery ticket, "her dreams" in her own words and I vividly remember Jean-Claude Boulos completely lost it crying when a small child came and offered his piggy bank. Do remember, all this in a country which was experiencing a ravaging war and a major financial crisis.

I am indebted to Josyane Boulos for the info taken from "La Tele Quelle Histoire" by the late (great) Jean-Claude Boulos. Once more, I am all for acts of social cohesion, but we must also remember our past.

Al 7ayalla chicken store now open!

You are not going to believe me if I told you.... Remember the "fi Al Abdalla" w fi "Al 7ayalla" (there's Al Abdalla and there's whatever") well... "Al 7ayalla" just opened and it sells... Chicken sandwiches like Al Abdalla. Please check their instagram (here), they even have a website so it is legit and not a prank. So here we are ladies and gentlemen, Fi "Al 7ayalla" indeed! Honest, this is so out of this world it is genius at some point.

Airport road gets a rebrand... Sort of

So everyone is making a big deal out of this. First the background here. And now "a new era for Lebanon". Yep, that huge billboard on the airport road is no longer sponsored by the Iranian Embassy. Sorry about the quality of the image as the one above was taken from a moving video. I am not against "newness" to be clear. But, again, let us not put the horse before the car and underestimate what is happening. I am not political analyst, but whereas the Hizb has seen its power wane regionally, locally it still holds sway to a lot of political decisions. Funnily, "a NEW era for Lebanon" speaks about the "OLD" era indirectly, as it cannot escape its shadow. Is there a new political order in Lebanon? Yes. But I often say as I quote Russian writer Alexander Herzen who said: "the departing world leaves behind it not an heir, but a pregnant widow". There is a lot of shifting elements and everyone is rushing to conclusions.

Update: It seems some of the smaller banners having the same slogan have actually been set on fire during the night (here).

Demco Steel... and MLGA

Well, MAGA need not worry, but hey, do we need to "Make Lebanon Great Again", assuming it once was? Demco Steel brings its evidence for the case. Of course if you are convinced not need convincing, if you are not nothing will convince you (guess where I stand?). But again, it is nice to know that someone is indeed full of hope and determination,  a determination made of steel (har har, see what I did?).

Tawfeer lands itself a lovely double whammy

Tawfeer, which labels itself as "a discount concept for FMCG retail where the consumers find all their basic shopping needs at cheapest price in the market", has two lovely ads - with one "with Tawfeer, your goodness/generosity increases" and with the other "with Tawfeer, your gatherings are more plentiful". With very minimal visuals, that completely translate the idea(s) via sweets/coffee cups, you immediately get it. So more is there to ask then? Honestly, not much. Lovely double whammy.

McDonald's Lebanon has gold on its hands

So here it is. And you need to flip your head to read it. Actually the copy is so genius is reads "turn it in your head and let us know". What is this all about? Well, the upside-down ad for McDonald's recruitment in Lebanon (baristas and crew are needed for all branches apparently). And of course the M from McDonad's flipped reads W.... Really, sometimes the solution is so simple it is genius.

Fantasia... is back?

After a long long hiatus, Fantasia is back on the advertising scene. But there's a catch.

Let me explain, they are launching hot flavors. So their line is a twist on the Lebanese expression "3al helwe wel morra" (on for the sweet and the sour times - like you know, wedding vows) except they twisted it to "3al helwe wel harra" (on the sweet and spicy times). The problem? The ads only work as a tandem, yet their ad buy sometimes splits them so you get "wel harra" solo or "3al helwe" solo which basically only makes sense if you have seen both ads together.

Still, after such a long time off it is interesting to see Fantasia back in action.

Blusky Properties - on redefining math

Well, who knew teaser/revealer still existed? Well, to some it does. So apparently 1+1+1=1. I saw this a while ago but hey even with time the revealer was still in place (we are talking months apart). But it turns out Confidence (1) + Trust (1) + Expertise (1) = Blusky Properties (1). Well, so much for good math. But again, I thought it was funny people - still - resorted to teaser/revealer practices because these assume people actually do pay attention and anticipate, which - newsflash - they do not.

BO2, the new digtal bank... by Byblos?

Well, banks are not exactly liked or wanted these days in Lebanon. So instead of advertising directly, they are resorting to well... backdoor advertising. Take BO2 the new digital bank... by none other than... Byblos Bank! Now I am not a techie expert but this seems like a digital wallet somehow. Still, interestingly, "by Byblos Bank" is so small on the ad as it is was an afterthought. Because, again, people are still reeling from rage at how banks tricked people and subscribed them into this immense Ponzi scheme. And people wonder why Lebanon is now this giant cash economy!

Lebanese Forces are still full of hope

"Our Lebanon is coming". Well, seems the Lebanese Forces are full of hope. No one can blame them as things seem to be going politically their way as of late. Now how come the ad? Who knows, it could be the upcoming municipalities/mayoral elections, it could be to just pump hope into their followers, it could be for the 50 years to mark the beginning of the war (13 April 1975). The reasons multiple or non-existent because honestly, in Lebanon, you can't tell for sure.

Lebanese resistance (Phalangists) on its 50 years of existence

Lebanese resistance - no, the other one - the one that was birthed (supposedly) by the onset of the war 50 years ago (April 13, 1975). Well, guess what they are celebrating this in the Ain el Roumaneh - Chiyah stadium with the slogan "our cause is resistance, our project is Lebanon". Well, interestingly, we have heard this from different factions standing on different sides of the fault line, but hey, it is catchy and it impresses people. The statue depicted in the ad is for the Phalangists in the Ain el Roumaneh - Chiyah (here). I am not sure, but the statue is done from empty shells, if these go back to the time of war or not is beyond me. Faint traces of the statue online indicate it was done by artist Sami Hatem.

Maggi defines its territory

All right, I have no idea why the aggressive stance, but seems Maggi needed to define its territory. "No everyone who does soup is a soup like Maggi". Well, the ad suggests that someone is trying to steal market share from Maggi because they definitely seem upset. I am trying to remember what other competing brand is doing soup but failing. So here goes, an attack with no enemy in sight.

Sandwich w Noss has a new menu

OK file this under... Meh. "Sandwich w Noss has a new menu to make a fuss in the land".

Well, this landed with a thud if you ask me. I am not even sure what is so sexy about this ad and why they think it is so cute or what not. Also, not a connoisseur in sandwiches but I do remember his being very small to be honest. I have been seeing a lot of forgettable ads, and yes, this is one of them sadly. 

But again, I always get back to the same idea - who comes up with this? Who approves this? And why do they think it is worth spending their money on it?

Durex x Good Thymes.... If only

 Well after that Nok Nok ad it could have been worse (here)... But thankfully that was just... An April Fool's.... Oh well, seriously this could have been much worse.