Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advertising. Show all posts

Saturday, July 11, 2026

The faster pace of advertising goes bothways

Re-O-Vac slogan from my collective memory series celebrating collective memory

Whereas I am talking about the Lebanese advertising scene, this could apply anywhere. Did you know that the same commercial on Lebanese TV could run for 3-4 years. No, no, I am serious. Yes? Re-O-Vac? AF7? Alico? This is how these ads became staples in our collective and individual memories. As I look back at them (and now they are present everywhere on the net) I cannot deny their charms, but as Ghida Younes asked me back when she was hosting "baddak totla3 3al television?" as to why we remember them fondly even though they were not "award-winning" (ughh that word, again!), it is because we do not remember the ads per se, we remember what they remind us of.
"Picture it" no, not Sicily 1922 to misquote Sofia Petrillo, but Beirut (insert any date - which most likely coincides with the 1975-1990 war), no matter which shelter or political/geographical side you were on, you saw, repeatedly, the same ads over and over again. The frequency of the media buy must have coincided with "anything" happening in your life. The timeless Ghantous w Bou Raad jingle - which again ran so long that when Voix du Liban (Sawt Lebnan) initiated its "greatest radio ad" competition, it made it "hors concours" as people voted for it year after year - was there when you fell in love with that girl having coffee at the neighbours, when your child was born, or when the major explosion happened which may have killed a dear person in your orbit, or more luckily that you have survived miraculously because you decided to leave the balcony and go inside to drink. No, all of these are not invented, but I am pulling all these events from lived-in situations or what we call in the advertising world "slice of life".
They happened. And they happened to people I know. Perhaps the immediacy of the remembrance might not be there, but it is authentic and correct this much I assure you. But all this is linked to longevity, the same ads running over and over. Kronenbourg Beer, which apparently still exists in Lebanon, will always be linked to that day when my village was bombed constantly during the war and we hid - along with cousins - in the small bedroom in the house all the day. Sure, Kronenbourg ads ended up vanishing but not after taking the enormous space they occupied prior on the airwaves.
Today, the whole landscape is different. A campaign is lucky to make it to four months before vanishing. Newness, immediacy, and otherwise built-in obsolescence is at the heart of the advertising/marketing industry. "On to the next" as the late Karl Lagerfeld would say once a fashion show ended. Immediately, there is something "fresher", "industry-shattering", "people-grabbing", "talk of the town material", and here I am repeating those hollow words that get churned in press releases which get thrown at us from agencies left and right. Perhaps they believe what they say, perhaps they are desperate.
At around Christmas 2024, an agency sent me an ad. One of those run-of-the-mill things. The PR girl said "this is an important one, don't miss on it, people will remember it years from now". I emailed literally saying the ad is boring and it will be forgotten once people glance on it. I was indeed right. But all of these "activations", "campaigns", or whatever format everyone keeps producing, are going down the drain.
Is it because people now want "fast things"? Is it because clients are running after "relevancy" and "coolness"? Is it because because ad agencies are trying to justify exorbitant budgets or retainers? It could be any of those, or all of them. But the end output is the same.
Now - let me ask you an existential question - and this, sorry for my non-Lebanese readers - is quite specific to my compatriots...
شو بطاريتك؟

Monday, June 29, 2026

What links Cannes Lions to the MGM Lion?

Cannes. Oh heaven help us. Cannes. No I never attended, but I am still underwhelmed. Here's the issue - it is boring. Everything is a performative spectacle. And yes, this year we had more Arab "representation" across the board, from juries to winners to attendees to whatever have you which sent the frenzy on turbo mode. And I am still underwhelmed.

OK, I know what you are thinking, if you never attended, never had your ad compete, never won, how come the cynicism? Well, because, and here I go back to the words of the incredible adman Farid Chehab, "before there used to be three categories in Cannes, now everyone goes back with a consolation prize". I am not inventing gunpowder when I say that most ad people are just a bunch of egocentric bunch, or that there were a lot of entries which never got signed by the client, or that were winners which were literally a copy of previous winners from years past, or many other gripes.

As a full disclosure I have been a juror at the Epica Awards since 2016. The difference is that Epica is only judged by journalists. We don't have a dog in the game, all we want is just to reward the most rewardable ad even if it goes against the grain. 

But now my Linkedin is full to the brim with pictures and people on the Croisette, doing all those fancy things linen-clad and espadrilles-wearing people do which included a lot of wine, hey even Tahab Rais published a full essay about what to do when you are a Muslim and non-wine drinker. And all of this makes me sigh. A gigantic echo chamber which is good for the ego, and the tan.

This year there was even a marketing debate between Mark Riston and Byron Sharp which attempted to reinvent the wheel about the basics of marketing. Thank you Quirino Malendrino for setting things right and being the voice of reason (here).

And I still do not think all this is worth it. You got your awards? Good. Did you sell? Did you make life easier for the consumer? Did you improve society? I dare think you did not. I can still be convinced, but I come from a very wary and skeptical mindset. 

No matter, at least the whole brouhaha now went down. Of course, Cannes Lions reminds me of a different and quite as famous other Lion. The MGM mascot. Here's the deal, the MGM Lion roar you hear on that very famous opening? Well, that was a tiger's roar dubbed over it. So perhaps this whole Lions thing is just play-pretend after all.

Thursday, June 25, 2026

What's wrong with being old school?

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly (2020)

In 2013, when the now defunkt Cloud 961 magazine held their online awards, apparently I was one of the nominees (spoiler alert: I did not win), but the funny part is that their "editor in chief", the famously bowtie clad arrogant youth, said of me "washed up advertiser turned blogger". Very lately, someone who is in his late 20s said that I was "too agency-centric" and that if I was "smarter and more creative" I would have understood his ads (which mind you are just Behance projects not paid-for by any client or agency). Well, in a major case of IYKYK (If You Know You Know) I am not going to go back to my career and the exciting moments I have lived, and still hope to live again, albeit differently. But all of this makes me think - every decade we used to have titles such as "advertising is dead, a new advertising is born" or "this will change advertising forever" etc... Then the timeline grew shorter to half a decade, then two years, now every other couple of month there are seismic shifts apparently in the industry. Apparently that is.

Of course, if "you can't teach old dogs new tricks", then yes I still use Paintbrush to do my artwork (and one of the most frequent questions I get asked is "what effect on photoshop/illustrator/etc... did you use to get that effect?"). Oh and because I write almost daily, word software is still word software. Now mind you I also analyze daily but cannot recall the last time I downloaded the brain software update. Again, lately someone mentioned that there is a "generational gap", which mind you I still have not noticed. Not because I don't use the latest upgrade on the AI model (hint: Claude is the name of someone I knew at school, nothing else), or follow the newest microtrend as suggested by Tiktok (another hint: I don't have Tiktok), and the list continues.

Well, I am a self-confessed luddite, way before "digital detox" became a fad. Yet, here we are - to misquote that old cooking show with Yan, "If I can blog, so can you". So, what I am harping at here? People, I am indeed old school, but so is advertising. The fundamentals are immutable. The tools change. In the words of the great late Vahe Ashkarian who was one of my teachers at AUB, "I don't know how to use a computer, but I know what a computer does", so yes, I have not used AI nor am I interested to, but I know what it does and I know what it can - and cannot - get me.

Maybe just maybe, old school is here for long run.

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Promomedia, to the left, to the left.

No I am not obsessed by Beyonce but I thought that was a nice title. Promomedia has literally, a cheeky reference. They have ads. And they have other ads. It sounds simple but it is actually quite smart. The ad in question is on the way leading to Dora from Karantina. Promomedia says - on their own space - "Check your ad to the left." Why? Because on the left is they are launching the 3D LED billboard where your immersive storytelling ad is. So Promomedia took one for the team by sacrificing its own banners to uplift its (arguably more expensive if you count the rotating cumulative ads rendering them more lucrative) which are "to the left". Who would have thought anyone in Lebanon would do it? Promomedia did.

Monday, June 1, 2026

For advertising "money's too tight to mention" yet everyone is squandering it

Above, the latest idiotic, stupid, uninteresting, corny, run-of-the-mill, non-inspiring teaser ad to hit town. If you are looking for more, please check here. Apart from the lack of logic - such as this great ad here which was ruined by a teaser - my other problem is that clients argue about things as small as 10 USD, ask for a lot to be done with ultra minimal budgets, want to review anything ten thousand times for free, want to have their wives' or girlfriends' (should I say and?) opinions to be registered, get moody, unpredictable, even when the ad is already at the printers or scheduled online suddenly the green shirt must be blue, and examples can go on and on. Long story short, for a company that is trying to squeeze its buck to the maximum allowable, why they are throwing it out the window on silly teasers - forget what agencies are saying that they are "the talk of the town" and what not - when they could get better coverage without imposing these 80s gimmicks on us. To quote Nike in their legendary Atlanta 1996 ad "don't insult our intelligence. Tell us what it is, tell us what does, and don't play the national anthem while you do it." (here).

Advertising agencies think they are smart. To quote that episode of Who's the Boss when Angela tried to explain to her mother Mona why there is a bubble gum dispenser in her advertising agency "it says we are unique and original, mom every company has one". So, here's a message to ad agencies: No, the public does not exactly await your revealers, people are tired, pseudo-broke, living in a literally war-torn country, so no one exactly is focusing on your money squandering so that you and the client self-congratulate yourself.

So to quote the latest teaser to hit town, "really, it's not worth this much hassle". True, it is not. Save your pennies, and save our patience which is running out.

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Mohammad Halabi, of boldness dipped in nuance

 

Mohammad Halabi and myself only met once. Further attempts to meet were hampered by health setbacks from my part, and then war issues for the country at large. But the contact is ongoing however. One of our first emails – over Linkedin mind you – was for me to inquire what pushed him to go to the US. He said he wanted to immerse himself in jazz, and “ended up falling in love with classical music.”

When it comes to jazz – he discovered Chick Corea in one of the Transtel Cologne documentaries that TeleLiban used to air in the late 70s and early 80s. This sent my antennas buzzing, because normally when I talk of such documentaries, the ubiquitous reply is some sort of “rez2allah” or “that used to be my childhood” or whatever some sort of generic feedback. But Halabi was listening and paying attention. As a gift I sent him the iconic video of the closing of the Transtel Cologne works.

Perhaps the click had already happened earlier, but to me that was the defining moment. Knowing he did not sell me short but rather spoke about the content of the program, as someone with an obsessive memory like me would do.

As for the origin of his name? Halabi refers to the Syrian Aleppo, “well, seems my grandfather was a troublemaker so his mother shipped him to Lebanon and here we are” and since the apple does not fall too far from the tree, Halabi himself is a troublemaker of his own right. Opinionated, very frank, carries his thoughts on his sleeves, and advertising agencies hate that.

After having worked decades on Apple, he currently criticizes the tone of voice the brand is carrying right now. His usual classic sentence when writing about the Cupertino behemoth is “Has the brand that was once (insert appropriate epithet related to context) gone awry or…” and underneath expect a collage of the current ads which do not sit well with him, hence him terminating his Apple contract. A rarity in the industry, but it goes to show how solid his moral compass is.

In a more recent example, when an agency decided to wave Emirati flags in a short video – you know, as a mercantile act of allegiance to the country – Halabi did not hesitate to comment “how to uncover a Phoenician”. The agency did not like his thoughts so the comment was deleted.

But all these are just tiny examples of how Halabi operates. He simply cannot give a hoot about people playing double-games or being sycophantic. His motto seems to be “if you don’t mean it, don’t do it”.

Halabi spent 22 years at Leo Burnett, which only adds another layer of interest between us. Whereas I did not end up working for the esteemed agency (even after getting an offer), we both love – as in love – the chairman emeritus MEA of the agency, namely – Farid Chehab.

“First day at the agency, he finds me in the corridor and without even a hello he simply asked “are you knowledgeable in the Koran?” – this is how Halabi defines his first interaction with Chehab. And yes, our sadly so far orphan meeting happened with Farid in tow. “We both just listened” recalls Halabi, and that was true. “That man is an incredible well of information”, adds Halabi – even if it goes without saying, but to quote General De Gaulle, “it goes better saying it”.

It is not uncommon for us to exchange whatsapp notes at how horrible a new campaign is, or how horrible a certain person is, or how horrible certain agencies have become. Halabi and myself name names, and we often have receipts in tow. And it is refreshing to know that, at least someone else in the industry, is not protecting their hide but rather throwing everything out in the open.

If anyone knows the advertising industry, it is all based on gloves and manicured talks. So having Halabi shoot things straight is breath of fresh air. Even if he has to lose considering he is a freelance copywriter between Beirut, Dubai, and California. He still says it as it is.

And when it comes to copywriting, and – all ego aside – considering am an excellent one myself, that man knows his craft. In one of our interactions about Águas de março – the Elis Regina and Tom Jobim version that we both cherish – I said “oh I did it in Arabic” to which he immediately replied “you Arabized it or Lebanonized it?” Only an exceptional copywriter would even think of this nuance. Proud as a punch of my version, I sent it to him on the spot and passed with flying colors. But the question stayed in my mind as very few would have the immediate reflex to ask.

Like every other Lebanese, Halabi lost a sizeable amount of money at the Lebanese banks, “I am horrible with math and numbers, but even I know how bad it has been, right now, no penny is entering Lebanese banks” – echoing the vast majority of Lebanese and how we operate as of late since the crisis hit everyone of us.  

Halabi is a bon-vivant without being reckless. He has been in Lebanon for a while, but the US will come calling soon. “Life catches up with us” – he simply admits. To be stuck in Lebanon at this point was not ideal obviously. But Halabi – an American citizen no less – took it in his stride.

Whereas there is still hope for us to meet again – with or without Farid – at least we keep the conversation alive via Whatsapp and Linkedin, as we share our frustration over the dwindling standards, the silliness of some people, the arrivistic attitude of others and many other thoughts people in our industry refrain from sharing.

Halabi has a reassuring boldness in him. But one filled with nuance.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

On the deluge of bad ads I am seeing

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly
I am honestly not sure what is happening but there is a deluge of bad ads I am seeing as of late. I cannot blame it on 2026 because these things take a lot of time to materialize and be decided and approved and even with AI which is making the process much faster in terms of execution there is always 17 opinions to cater for (including the CEO's wife or girlfriend or both). 
Of course my first reflex was "it's just me, little appeals to my taste" until a friend said (when I showed him one ad) "I didn't send it to you, I knew how viscerally you'd react". And then plugging a link to another friend with the line "how stupid can you be?" he sent back a voice message of how idiotic this whole campaign is, especially that we had seen that same scenario play on 18.578 ads since the 80s.
Does one blame the "creatives" (between quotes because they are anything but), does one blame those who approved the ads? I am not saying marketing department or what not because the level we are dealing with is anything from large conglomerates to smalltime companies where decisions are taken by owners.
Whatever it is, the result is the same, silly, forgettable ads, with no creative backbone to hold them or anything resembling strategy (considering one of the people who came up with one of the stupid ads I am speaking of said "come up with it yourself!" when I asked why there was not an Arabic selling line to an FMCG good in his student's final presentation). Of course what bothers mostly is the quantity considering the quantity is abysmal.
And here we are, a giant - and I mean giant - ad space space was booked for what is essentially something that is so horrific that it hurts the eye, Instagram is filled with AI ads that make absolutely no sense at all, but "haha" and "for the third year we are partnering with... (fill in the blanks)" - and worse comments filled with heart and fire and smiley emojis from - well the CEOs wife, girlfriend or both.
I am not sure how we got to this situation, but here are are.
"Now is the winter of our discontent," said the Duke of Gloucester (later Richard III) in Shakespeare's play. 
As I write this in the middle of a storm, I wish I was speaking about the weather.


Saturday, January 3, 2026

Rudolf Halabi, on the ghost of advertising past, present and future

 

Rudolf Halabi - "but call me Rudy or Rudz" - and myself meet over coffee. Well, figuratively that is, because he is having coffee in Riyadh, while I am having coffee at my home office. Halabi must have been excellent at Math, because somehow, he is good at going off on tangents. "I have a very checkered past!" he smiles. Smiles is a euphemism for something that fills the screen with excitement.

Truth be told, the excitement is contagious because even with his vast experience, Halabi still has the childlike wonder. Apparently, advertising was not even supposed to be on the map. He studied graphic novels at the prestigious Angouleme. “Did you know that to make the skin in its actual tone you needed to add blue, otherwise it would be dull and flat?” – when I spoke of tangents I meant them.

The conversation with Halabi ebbs and flows. “… then in 1983 I met Farid and it all went from there”. Farid, is how we all call Farid Chehab, the mighty chairman Emeritus of Leo Burnett MEA. It was “the mother of a childhood friend” who introduced him to Farid. Funnily, as always with Halabi this hides another truth. The “mother” in question is one of Beirut’s most famous socialites, and the “childhood friend” went on to become a minister in one of Lebanon’s governments.

“But – oh all right you can print this if you wish – during the war,” I needed for him to clarify that it was the end chapters of the 1975-1990 war in Lebanon, “I did have ideological skirmishes which translated into mostly silly, short-lived, gun totting – or Kalashnikov-totting bursts. From several sides if you believe it. We were called the Sebago platoon because we were all French-speaking and a bit uppity. Well, you can’t be uppity when a rat joins your sleeping bag. I couldn’t sleep for a week! Did you know that….” And off to another delightful tangent.

Some of the things Halabi does say, are – despite his authorization – not exactly fit to print. But then, they are part of the pattern of anyone growing up – not just in Lebanon – but perhaps outside of it as well. Then he goes endearingly on a totally non-related story: “Oh listen to this, we were once at a brainstorming for Avis. And I remembered this story, with my father’s job we used to change countries like other people would change underwear. And because of this it was difficult to make friends because I kept changing schools. So my father became my best friend.”

At that point I knew there was much more to the story, but you need to let Halabi tell his stories at his rhythm. “And I used to look at the window waiting for him, and count the cars, one after the other, and then I’d know he’s home when the car with the Avis sticker would show up.” Halabi is so vivid in his descriptions, you cannot but be excited that a car with an Avis sticker had pulled into the parking lot.

I am not even sure how we got to the conversation but Halabi has 43,000 graphic novels, thankfully in digital format because I do not know how one can store those physically. The fact that he has actually read them, not just collected them, tells you a lot about his personality. “Did you see my Instagram page?”. I did and so should you, dear reader. Also, and this is another claim to fame, his Linkedin page – which should also be consulted, but the content of which - mostly AI works - would be talked about later.

As we bantered on and on Halabi asks where I am in Lebanon. My answer gets him to enthusiastically say “oh that was part of the Rallye de Montagne, I illustrated all their ads back in the 80s”. Actually, during his Leo Burnett days, Halabi was part of that iconic run for Dewar’s White Label. “We shot them all in one go in London, but they had to be drip-fed on television, and really, I was part of the “age d’or” of advertising in Lebanon including the Phenix Awards”. The Phenix de la pub was launched in 1993 by the International Advertising Association (IAA) Lebanon Chapter and LBC, these were specifically for TV commercials. The live broadcasts and high visibility of this award show introduced the layman to the industry at large.

Halabi started an ad agency Called “Advitam” in 1998 with 3 other partners, some were directly involved and others as just silent partners, which lasted until 2003. In 2004 he received a job offer to join Promoseven Jeddah – according to him “an offer I couldn’t refuse, no Godfather puns please” he adds with a smile. “FP7 however only lasted for one year. (Former Prime Minister) Hariri was assassinated and things weren’t well in Lebanon. So I ended up joining Leo (Burnett) by end of 2005 in Riyadh.” Halabi adds with excitement, “I had the best years of my life for 4 years. Then I resigned and went back to Jeddah to be – wait for it - on the client side for two years. Then back to Riyadh to join DDB. Are you still following?” He kindly asks. Before I manage to answer anything about the back and forth and geographically-challenged story, he deadpans – “Every year I would tell myself: that’s it … that’s last year.”

Spoiler alert. It was not his last year. Halabi goes on in his sprint saying, “two factors didn’t Permit me to leave and I don’t regret it: the money lured me to stay and I had to pay for a proper education for my son Robert.” Which kind of makes sense when one looks at it. I managed to squeeze the words “money well-spent”.

Halabi however does look back with a very sunny outlook, not that he is wearing any pink-lensed glasses or anything but he admits that “my entire journey in Saudi Arabia was and still a blessing. Saudis are good people with values and they are generous with a great sense of hospitality. We had mutual respect”.

Lebanon and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are however two different beasts. Halabi admits that “there are no similarities at all between advertising for a homogeneous market where everyone understands the same slang and wittiness like in Lebanon and the gulf advertising that is more produced for a wider heterogeneous variety of people.” He does explain further however, that “you might find some similarities in corporate ads and emotional tones but it stops there. Of course now that the medium became limited to social media in general …” he takes a breath and announces the verdict that “all communication styles merged and at the mercy of the algorithm. Back in the days we were limited by 60 seconds to tell a story nowadays stories became short films.”

Also, and this is where Halabi speaks about the demographic element, “each gulf country’s style is determined by the bulk of its workforce … if the majority of your population speaks Urdu … you better communicate in Urdu culture as well.”

Unlike any advertising person with major experience behind their back, Halabi voices what others tend to hide, “to be honest I have a love and hate relationship with advertising.” Like all of us, he admits that “maybe in the beginning I was excited about learning and exploring. Then I realized how scientific it is and how stiff people who weren’t creative are. I tried to bend this rigidity by consoling everyone telling them anyone can be creative even planners or client service people…”

Halabi ended up regretting the experience, “because they believed me and they thought they can do it…” he takes a breath before saying, “after more than three decades and a half in the business, good briefs were as rare as diamonds. Nowadays I’ll be more cautious talking a brief coming from a person who rarely reads or who is too young to handle the brand or client he’s handling.”

The sentence he utters next might seem unconnected, even if any veteran in the field can understand how it comes after what was said prior: “I haven’t changed” then choosing his words carefully he adds, “I evolved, and now I have more boldness filter out what won’t serve me.”

The conversation suddenly takes a circular turn towards the beginning, about this training for graphic novels, the advent of the MAC and how technology is evolving at a breakneck speed. Halabi admits that “even when I was studying in Angouleme… we were exposed to the first digital tablet at the time its name was Quantas, and we learned that some professional graphic novel artists have already tried it.” Interestingly, Halabi says the he “was also raised in a family familiar with the first Personal Computers – more specifically the Commodore Amiga. And I always embraced new technologies if they would render my work faster.”

Halabi goes more into personal stories connected to the same theme saying “When others were investing in buying the latest airbrush I took a loan to get my first Macintosh and this is why “1984 will not be like 1984”” he adds quoting the legendary ad. He sighs and does a quick brushing gesture with his hand saying “there was the same resistance from people refusing change and evolve. A similar resistance to the one we have today AI.”

For Halabi some things simply made sense, beyond the tool itself. “In Angouleme there was a teacher who taught us that the pen or brush or pencil are just tools and the artistic flow comes from the brain and the arm is just an instrument that moves at the rhythm of the thought,” he smiles and says in a logical tone: “and that was enough for me to embrace a computer mouse or a digital pen as simply a tool. Even now with AI the source hasn’t changed. It’s still the brain …”

Fittingly, our conversation turns to the future. As to where he feels we are going in the creative world, in advertising and outside of it with the advent of these changes. “Let’s say you’re an architect and I’m a builder, if you want me to build what you have in mind, I need to see either a detailed text explains what you want or sketch.”

On a more practical note he offers that “pointers immortalized people and locations. Writers wrote books on analog hard disks books depicting stories and references and biographies.” And this is when he ties everything neatly together with a ribbon, “but if tomorrow you’ll be able to communicate and use your brainwaves to tell me what you want as architect and I’ll be able to show it to you done and dusted before it’s built then we are heading toward a new realm where nothing will exist tangibly.”  

He makes a very serious face and says: “There will be no more collective advertising where everyone sees and hears the same ad. How I see to it there would be no element that will pollute our minds or work as an intermediary between the image we see or words we hear.”

Out of nowhere, yet seemingly fitting the entangled narrative, Halabi confesses that he is “a good Lego builder”. It all reminded me of the iconic ad “what it is, is beautiful”. And before the conversation drifts off, way behind the allotted time, Halabi sneaks in “have you seen Kagemusha by Akira Kurosawa?” sending me this time on a tangent of my own.

Thursday, April 17, 2025

CMA CGM - master storytellers!

Wait, did a freight company almost made me cry?

Here. The company is supposed to be just carrying containers for heaven's sake! And here they are, a beautiful, incredibly well-made, superbly copywrited, emotionally moving (sorry, a pun!), but they just done it. They made me dream, they made me engage with them, yes, even with their CSR side-foundation which they inserted without being chichi, they highlighted their racially diverse staff without being haughty (and if you look closely there is the Arabic sticker on the box!), and everyone seemed to be steered by the immense force of dreaming, of making things better. Apologies if I am getting too emotional but not sure superlatives exist to describe this.

Well, no, the ad did not made me almost cry. There is a real tear in my eye. Brilliant! Just brilliant.

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Dear advertisers, just because you can do an AI ad you don't have to.

So recently I saw an AI ad coming from the region. I am trying to be generic in the description in order not to offend (too much). OK, so the technology is nascent so they are forgiven the few illogical glitches in the ad. But my problem was - the ad lacked a clear creative rationale, a logical construction (mind you a lot of Scandinavian ads lack construction but they are drop-dead funny that way!), a well-defined target audience, the soundtrack sucked, and honestly nothing can bring back the time I have invested watching this monstruous advertising. But hey, it was done on AI yada yada... People, if you have nothing to say, you don't have to say it via AI because honestly it is embarrassing and unfortunately, in advertising like any other creative field, you are as good as your last ad no matter how much you trumpet your achievement as this and that everywhere on the net, that ad sucked like many others. So please, just don't touch AI, that was a blemish on your resume.

It has been brought to my attention that the post seems like anti-AI because "AI is what to advertising what photoshop was at its beginning". Please note, what I am saying is, if you have nothing to say, then you have nothing to say no matter the technology used. These last 2 days I have seen anyone and everyone doing a "Studio Ghibli"esque photo of themselves. Yeah but show me the person who can do a Spirited Away and then we'll talk. 

Oh and the image above? That's from the Matrix (you know the trilogy of films).... The above were sushi recipes from a cookbook that British graphic artist Simon Whiteley's wife owned (she was Japanese). Because sometimes, you need smartness and wit rather than AI to create something iconic and enduring.

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Apple - when advertising is divorced from sales.

Today an ad for Apple pocked my interest. Called "the matchmaker". In typical Saudi culture, a matchmaker finds "a suitable groom" for the girl in question. See the film here. The ad marks a very clear shift to the GCC culture. But it was not the first. If you look at the ads above combined show that they are entrenched in an Arabic pseudo-slang way far from the super copywriting on the iphone 15 (here). I have heard clear rumblings that the brand has lost its direction with this copy. But my point of argument is elsewhere: These ads, if they bother the purists or do not, have zero effect on sales. And I don't say this negatively, but rationally. Apple will still sell by the bucketload. Women will still want the newest phone in their "mahr" or dowry. The newest Apple gizmos will still be a claim to bragging. Whatever the tone of voice of the ads is irrelevant. 

Which of course begs the question:

Is advertising in any way related to sales?

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Why is everyone talking about the wrong Bacardi ad?

Lately a new Bacardi ad emerged. And everyone seems to be talking about it (here). A very angry woman goes into a cafe where four men are playing cards along with a waiter behind the bar, she raises hell on all of them scolding them for leaving her alone, at the wee hours of the night, and so on and so forth. The trick? All men think she is someone else's wife when she isn't any.

But in 2006 Bacardi launched a different, funnier and better structured ad. A very angry woman goes into a cafe... Only to find her husband as the waiter! She is astonished and he explains to her that in order for her to have all the lovely things, so that she can enjoy such as breakfast with her mother and go shopping with her friends, he works at a bank during the day and a waiter at night. She melts. As soon as she leaves the cafe the man gives back his jacket and shirt to the real waiter who was hiding among the men at a table nearby (here).

Just to be clear I am not saying this is plagiarism despite the same idea of "angry woman" and "cafe" and "waiter" as both ads as shaped differently. But just to be clear, the original is the winner.

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Penrex, the ad that never was

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly

I am often asked why is it that I collect old ads. People simply do not understand that the ads in question are the concentrate of our collective memory. A few days ago a youngster from the village asked me that same question. My answer was "Chou battariytak?" he instinctively answered "Re-O-Vac" (here). So I asked him "do you know that the last time this ad was on TV was about 1981-82?" "no...." "were you even born back then?" "no...." "see, this is our memory as people, as Lebanese, and you know about an ad that last aired before you were even born!". Josyane Boulos is doing a tremendous effort online (here) to revive old ads found in her archives - interestingly, the ads are mostly in her and her late father Jean-Claude Boulos' programs on Tele Liban (such as Malaeb). Like any collector with a mission, I have a lot - and I mean a lot - of ads.

During the pandemic I made it a point to watch 3 hours of Saudi Television archives on youtube to save the ads that were being broadcast in Lebanon as well at the time (80s television mind you). Perhaps you do not know but one of the most active agencies in Lebanon lost its archive when their offices were hit in Mirna Chalouhi center during the war in 1989, and another agency literally threw theirs in the trash. I once met with a major production agency of the time and the manager told me "yes, we still have the old ads, but don't get too excited, we don't have the machines to read them".

From my own archives, a few ads are still missing - Vegetaline, Jebran Metni, Benedicta, but most importantly.... Penrex! The ad, is still remembered by many, though nowhere to be found. The story of the ad is of a young man standing behind an uptight young girl in the bus. When the bus breaks violently the man bumps into the girl who is astonished! The young man immediately takes out the Penrex from his pocket to indicate that it was the pen not his - ahem - organ that actually poked her. The slogan? "Don't say pen say Penrex!"... If my recollection is correct, the whistle and the tune are both from the late Sami Clark.

But go find that ad. It is nowhere!

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Advertising awards should be a byproduct not the aim.


Recently for Saudi Day (September 19) Heinz went brandless and colored itself with the colors of the Saudi flag. The aim was to express "our irrational act of love to join our Saudi consumers in celebrating the Kingdom with its rich culture, heritage, and unity,” according to Passant El Ghannam, Head of Marketing at Kraft Heinz MEA. I can already see the case presented to advertising awards - "we allowed consumers to scan QR codes to share their own messages of pride, we hired in situ calligraphers to personalize the bottles so as for consumers to keep one-of-a-kind mementos, and sales grew by (insert impressive number here)". The whole thing reeks of advertising awards rather than a normal campaign targeted towards consumers.
A long long time ago (2003 to be specific), an agency in KSA I was working in was contacted by newspapers telling them that GMC was launching a massive campaign the next day. Since we represented Toyota they wanted to know if we were going to launch anything ourselves. That same day - a statistic fell into our lap: KSA was the second worldwide owner of Toyota Landcruiser per capita in the world after Japan. The client servicing threw it at us and literally gave us about ten minutes to get an ad done as he was off to visit the client. I raked my brains and came up with the Al Mutanabi verse:
وتصغر في عين العظيم العظائم
And the greater things seem insignificant in the eye of the mighty.
I asked if there was a photo of a Landcruiser in the Saudi desert at night and slapped a text that went - we had nothing to do with it, it was all because of you (the consumer) and went on profusely thanking Toyota Landcruiser owners for their loyalty, good taste, faith etc, etc.
To say that the ad took the kingdom by storm the next day was selling it short. The GMC campaign was simply not talked about while every Saudi was congratulating themselves for picking a Landcruiser. Maybe, in today's world this might be an "award-winning" ad. But who cares? The end clients loved it, felt pride in it, of course it does not hurt that the agency client (Toyota) approved it swiftly and was also incredibly pleased with it.
But this is what is happening these days - every other ad is thought of as an award-winning contestant rather than one aimed at the end client, who will buy, take pride, be faithful to the brand, and hopefully will propagate by word of mouth to people he/she knows or cares about. Because awards should not be the aim of an ad, or any ad campaign. Sure, if it does produce awards so much the better, but focusing solely on ads above the precedence of targeting the consumer is truly like putting the cart before the horse.
I said it again and will say it once more, every ad has three purposes no matter what brand it represents: to introduce a product, to entice the consumer to want it, and to tell the consumer that the product is available in the market.
Winning awards is not part of the initial plan.

Sunday, September 29, 2024

And so Hizbollah is alive (according to Iran that is)

Please note, I am not here to promote ideas, conspiracies, geopolitical theories or what not (by this I mean the one that is being paddled whereby Hassan Nasrallah and the Hizbollah leaders were sacrificial lambs in a major deal between US and Iran). All I am saying is, there is an ad that is doing the rounds straight from Iran that goes "Hizbollah is alive" with some beautiful Persian calligraphy and the photo of none other than (non-alive) former head of the Hizbollah. Interestingly, these were done, approved, hanged even before there was any confirmation about the fate of Nasrallah from a formal communique (which well, makes you wonder, when they knew what they knew). Whereas it does not show in the photo, they did use the Hizb yellow background (but the original image is a bit skewed). So here we are, the tale - apparently - goes on, with an understudy of the main actor.

Thursday, September 26, 2024

Dear ad agency, now that you saved democracy, can you bring peace to Lebanon?


La colombe de la paix - Pablo Picasso

I know this is a long post name but could not stop myself.

A certain local ad agency, no names but anyone versed in the advertising scene knows who it is, has - in a case sent to ad festivals on behalf of its client (a prominent local newspaper, again, no names, but come on the hints are too heavy!) - that, by doing a certain activation (which was also very questionable, as it was done prior by other newspapers including one in Turkey), they "saved democracy in Lebanon".

Sure, ads presented to festivals and awards can include boastful claims, like that agency that claimed that its activation for the client (different activation than the one cited above, same client, same agency though) increased female participation as candidates by 600% in Lebanese elections, etc, etc... I sometimes read the cases on Epica Awards where I am a juror since 2016 and have a laugh about the bragging.

But of course, claiming to save democracy goes on a higher level. Who came up with it remains a mystery but this became a benchmark in what not to do in terms of strutting your stuff. Interestingly, every once in a while this comes up on sites like Linkedin - and we all have a hoot about it - so much it sets precedent to how far you can go believing what you have done and communicating it to the world thinking they are gullible to your words.

Which of course brings me to today. Dear ad agency, now that you saved democracy, can you bring peace to Lebanon? I mean all you have to do is just an activation to your client, that's not too much to ask, is it?

Monday, July 29, 2024

This has been the summer of our discontent

Artwork by Tarek Chemaly

Normally it's in winter, I know (here). But here comes the summer of our discontent. Living in Lebanon can give you ulcer, or diabetes (apparently my body picked the latter thank you very much). But it is true. Yet... What a schizophrenic country this is. Beaches, clubs, pubs, entertainment areas are full to the brim, the airport is bustling with returnees for the summer, ads - should you believe them - are enticing us to enjoy our summer months. As tensions run incredibly high with our next door neighbors, people are going on with their lives as normally as one can. Which in a country still reeling with unthinkable economic hardship, with no president in sight since October 2022, with the banks still bankrupt, and the list goes on and on, you'd be forgiven to think we live in a normal country (which we do not). 

Advertising, always the barometer of all businesses, has it hard - very (here). But if advertising can do anything, it is to mask the reality of what is going down beneath. And what is going down beneath is very ugly at this point. Sure, am aware of the glossy exterior and this is what I comment upon, but make no mistake, this is a tough one. There is still a long row to hoe as the expression goes. And the restart that was promised in 2023 got derailed heavily by the geopolitical context we live in.

So now, where to? I wish anyone had answers. I feel everyone is flying by the seat of their pants, trying to navigate this without any roadmap to go by. Everyone is improvising, trying to save their money, their businesses, their livelihoods as best as they know how. And the time of "advice" is long gone. What works for one does not work for others. There is no one-size-fits-all solutions.

And it is fine, apart from trying little can be done.





Tuesday, July 23, 2024

961Beer is relaunching

So 961 is relaunching apparently (unless it was always there and I never noticed). But here we are - with the mainstream positioning already taken by Almaza, with Beirut Beer on a hit-and-miss mission, 961 had the "anti" positioning left for it for the taking. I mean, being "alternative" is nothing wrong as a positioning especially that 961 Beer prides itself as the original craft beer in Lebanon since 2006 (here). 

961 Beer is relaunching with "do you have the code?" (obviously as a wink to the 961 - in case you did not know that is Lebanon's international phone code). Oddly it does remind me very much of the Carolina Herrera 212 VIP ads "are you on the list?" (212 being NY's phone code as well!). Now, the ads obviously target "rebels", but also "passionates" (no, that is not a word but heck it's advertising so anything is allowed), "lovers", "clubbers", "believers"... Look, let me be honest, every time there is an ad that talks to the "alt" category of people I cannot but feel they were inspired by the original ad that started it all in Lebanon - Aizone "Vote" ad (here).

Still, the campaign stands on its own two feet. Knows what part of the market it wants to conquer, so for this alone, it merits respect.

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Potatoes are more expensive than OOH prices in Lebanon!

Photo credit: Geoana Hobeiche Massabni

"I was told that the price of booking a campaign outdoors is now potatoes" I say.

My friend - who basically runs an agency - answers with "no, potatoes are more expensive! We have booked campaigns that cover the Jounieh-Beirut highway for X". My jaw dropped, I knew the prices were low, very low, but X is unheard of. No wonder agencies are going for their scrapping of the barrel creatively in order to just put anything outdoors. But as I said recently, is this win-win when you are damaging the brand?

The answer is: I don't know. By this I mean - I feel the consumer does not care about the ad to begin with. Stuck in traffic jams people look at their social media messages on their phones, rarely does anyone look up and observe around them. Also, as I said recently about Rifai - as soon as people see the logo, they don't care about the rest of the design. "It's Rifai, I know it, I used to buy it, I can afford the price of this entry-level item from their many products, I am going to buy it again". Will anyone really scrutinize the bag? I sincerely doubt.

All of this seems to be me shooting myself in the foot considering I write about communication at large and advertising specifically. But compare this, to this. Beirut Beer "bil chamset bass mich bil beit" (in the sun but not at home) to Magnum "Find your summer". I have nothing against Beirut Beer, on the contrary, when they found their footing I was really cheerleading for them (here and here), but one thing is sure - that TVC they did does not translate into a billboard. And yet, what do you find on the streets?

Exactly.

With such low prices most brands are throwing creativity out the window, long term consumer investment, anything resembling a strategy, for the sake of these half-baked ads we are seeing. Somehow, I still feel that in the back of the minds of people, they will remember brands that stood out. Right now, in Lebanon though, I am not seeing much of it.

But I still have to buy potatoes for food.

Saturday, April 6, 2024

In Lebanon, barely anyone is advertising anymore

In a previous post dated June 22, 2021 I wrote the following story (here):
"You know the old adage, that in times of crisis brands should advertise more. So that when the crisis ends their name would be top of mind for the consumer. In 1989 the father of a friend was working on a very upscale banquet area in a resort in Kaslik. Of course, everyone thought the owner of the resort was bananas. Why invest in such a luxurious thing when the war was raging? Fast forward to 1991 and the war ended, and guess where everyone who was anyone wanted to throw their wedding reception?"
Well, this is indeed a time of crisis in Lebanon and everyone is advertising, not just less, but barely anything. Recently I read this figure that Nestle has seen its sales drop from 300 million to 70 million USD a year in Lebanon. Sure, most of its brands that vanished at the beginning of the crisis - think Nescafe - are back on the market. But people have switched to other brands in the meantime what's with everyone being price sensitive and brand loyalty is no longer a factor in purchase, not to mention local alternatives which popped up in the meantime (this could be debatable though as shown in this previous post - here).
Now, we all know that the advertising landscape is changing globally. But somehow this is more acute in Lebanon as many crises are hitting the market - not just one after the other but in parallel and at the same time. 2023 was supposed to be the beginning of the recovery, but the second half of the year saw a nosedive in activity and that's even before the Gaza events wiped everything starting October.
But the malaise is big. One can feel it. Sure, the situation is "noticeably" better than when the crisis broke in October 2019 when already existing ads lingered for a long time on billboards eventually not to be replaced by anything, and banks - which were injecting massive amounts of money in the advertising sector basically stopped (here). 
But still, TV ads are almost non-existent. Ads for specific occasions - anything from Christmas to Back-To-School are barely there (my round up of Christmas ads last year had a melancholy element to it - here). It's like everyone is trying to wing it and just try to see what sticks - advertising haphazardly, if at all, with no strategy or clear focus behind it.
I clearly remember Army Day in 2018 or so. I honestly had to pick and chose which ads I needed to talk about - and still ended up with around two dozen posts that day. Anyone who is anyone wanted to be part of the fray. With results usually far below what was acceptable. And again, there was a time when ads were plastered on trees or any surface that could handle them. Now OOH companies are begging ad agencies to book their billboards with prices incredibly low (of course, no one admits this publicly but it is true). 
I know I sound pessimistic, and that perhaps as someone is bound to say - everyone went digital anyway (here). But as I asked prior, if they moved digital, where are they? Which brings us to...
In Lebanon, barely anyone is advertising anymore.