Our country is perfect (no less right on independence day). How do I know? Because it seems our government is fully functioning, we had no garbage or refugee issues, our currency is totally stable, our women treated fairly and equally (take that Sweden!), and the list continues. So much that, bored with a pefect country someone found time to want to change the line of Al Taghziah canned meat brand from "the excellency of turkey" (excellency or fakahama is a word the president is called) to "the most luxurious turkey" (afkham instead of fakhama). Only in a perfect country....