I got this from this link.... Somehow it speaks volumes about all of the people who infest the Lebanese market (and the world at large) and who give themselves self-attributed titles in all fields - but specifically the creative one. Oh, and it is a super example of what used to be done BEFORE photoshop... The original quote is by Fats Waller ("What is swing? Lady, if you gotta ask, you ain't got it!").