"lal nasa7a bye w lal rache2a hi"- "to overweight by and to svelte figure hi". More Lebanese than that you die! Obesity or not that is. But there is also a 1000 Lebaese Pound note, just in case you are confused about the price and of course "oat" in big heavy (sorry for the pun) letters. I like when things are so bad they are actually brilliant.